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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!


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