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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!


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