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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!


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