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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!


Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

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