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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?


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