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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl


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