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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!


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