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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!


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