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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!


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