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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!


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