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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl


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