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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!


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