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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl


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