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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl


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