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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!


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