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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!


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