Squigly Squigly's Jokes and Riddles

Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?


To see more Valentine jokes, click the Refresh button, below.

 We also have jokes about…
Advertisement