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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)


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