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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?


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