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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. HOw did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.


Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!



A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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