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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. Why did the potatoes turn red?
A. They saw the turkey dressing!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 


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