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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 


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