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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Jokes

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 


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