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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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