We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.
Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!
Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!
Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.
Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.
Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!
Q. Why did the potatoes turn red?
A. They saw the turkey dressing!
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!
Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!
Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!
Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!
Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!
Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!
On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
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