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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!

Q. Why did the potatoes turn red?
A. They saw the turkey dressing!

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 


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