We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!
Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!
Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.
Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!
Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!
Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!
Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!
Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.
Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.
Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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