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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. Why did the potatoes turn red?
A. They saw the turkey dressing!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Jokes

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 


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