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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Jokes

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 


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