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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 


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