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Thanksgiving Jokes

We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Jokes

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
 


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