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St. Patrick Jokes

We've got lots of funny St. Patrick jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A. He gets wet!

Q. Why do frogs and alligators like St. Patrick's Day?
A. Because they are already wearing green!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford their air fare!

Q. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A. A sham-rock!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Where will you always find a leprechaun?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A. A poor horse is going barefoot!

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Real rocks would be too heavy!

Q. How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A. He took a short cut!

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A. Because you should never press your luck!

Q. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A. A Shamrock Shake!

Q. Where will you always find gold?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. When does the leprechaun cross the road?
A. When it's green!

Q. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A. To keep from falling in the stew!

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A. A little man having a hopping good time!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.


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