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St. Patrick Jokes

We've got lots of funny St. Patrick jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A. Because you should never press your luck!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford their air fare!

Q. When does the leprechaun cross the road?
A. When it's green!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A. A little man having a hopping good time!

Q. Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A. Because they are short tempered!

Q. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A. A sham-rock!

Q. Why do frogs and alligators like St. Patrick's Day?
A. Because they are already wearing green!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A. He gets wet!

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Real rocks would be too heavy!

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!

Q. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A. To keep from falling in the stew!

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A. He took a short cut!

Q. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A. A Shamrock Shake!

Q. Where will you always find gold?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Where will you always find a leprechaun?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.


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