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St. Patrick Jokes

We've got lots of funny St. Patrick jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where will you always find gold?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A. Because you should never press your luck!

Q. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A. A Shamrock Shake!

Q. Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A. Because they are short tempered!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford their air fare!

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. When does the leprechaun cross the road?
A. When it's green!

Q. How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A. He took a short cut!

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Real rocks would be too heavy!

Q. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A. To keep from falling in the stew!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A. A little man having a hopping good time!

Q. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A. He gets wet!

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!

Q. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A. A poor horse is going barefoot!

Q. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A. A sham-rock!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.


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