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Sports Jokes

We've got lots of funny Sports jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What lights up the soccer stadium?
A. The match!

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!

Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!

Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.

Q. What is a boxer's favorite drink?
A. Punch!

Q. Why didn't they let Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she kept running away from the ball.

Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!

Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!

Q. What sport do hairdressers love the most?
A. CURLING!

Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.

Q. What do wrestler's drinks come in?
A. Six packs!

Q. Why shouldn't you play with tennis players?
A. They cause too much of a racket.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let's
Let's who?
Let's go for a swim!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Uriah
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennessee
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raoul
Raoul who?
Raoul with the punches!

Jokes

The difference between a boxer and a man with a cold is that... One knows his blows and another blows his nose!
 

You are in a closed iron box. It is ten feet tall and you are three inches tall. All you have is a bat and ball. How do you get out? You try to hit the ball once. You miss. Strike 1. You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 2. You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 3. You are out!
 


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