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Space Jokes

We've got lots of funny Space jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!

Q. What did the astronaut say when he saw bones on the moon?
A. "Obviously the cow didn't make it."

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. What is an alien's favorite candy bar?
A. A Mars Bar!

Q. How do you organize a space party?
A. You planet!

Q. What planet is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.

Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!

Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. How do you know when the moon has had enought to eat?
A. When it's full!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.

Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moon beams!

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Q. What is a light year?
A. The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.

Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

Q. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A. A rocket chip!

Q. What do you give an alien?
A. Some space!

Q. What is an alien's favorite place on a computer?
A. The space bar!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

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Jokes

There were 3 people and they were all bragging about their country. The first person says, "We were the first in space!" And the second responds, "Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!" So the third person says, "Well, that's nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!" "How are you gonna do that?" said the other two. "Well duh! We are gonna go at night!"
 

The moon goes to the hair dresser. The moon sits down and the sun comes to do his hair. The sun says to the moon, "Before I start on your hair, do you have any-clips?"
 


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