We've got lots of funny Space jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A. A rocket chip!
Q. What is an alien's favorite place on a computer?
A. The space bar!
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
A. He wanted it a little meteor!
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What do you give an alien?
A. Some space!
Q. What did the astronaut say when he saw bones on the moon?
A. "Obviously the cow didn't make it."
Q. How do the aliens get their babies to sleep?
A. They ROCKET!
Q. What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A. A space sheep!
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. How do you know when the moon has had enought to eat?
A. When it's full!
Q. What is an alien's favorite candy bar?
A. A Mars Bar!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What is a light year?
A. The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moon beams!
Just how many aliens do you know?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
The moon goes to the hair dresser. The moon sits down and the sun comes to do his hair. The sun says to the moon, "Before I start on your hair, do you have any-clips?"
There were 3 people and they were all bragging about their country. The first person says, "We were the first in space!" And the second responds, "Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!" So the third person says, "Well, that's nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!" "How are you gonna do that?" said the other two. "Well duh! We are gonna go at night!"
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