We've got lots of funny Space jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What is an alien's favorite place on a computer?
A. The space bar!
Q. What is a light year?
A. The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A. A space sheep!
Q. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A. A rocket chip!
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moon beams!
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. What do you give an alien?
A. Some space!
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
A. He wanted it a little meteor!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. How do you organize a space party?
A. You planet!
Q. What planet is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. How do you know when the moon has had enought to eat?
A. When it's full!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
Just how many aliens do you know?
The moon goes to the hair dresser. The moon sits down and the sun comes to do his hair. The sun says to the moon, "Before I start on your hair, do you have any-clips?"
There were 3 people and they were all bragging about their country. The first person says, "We were the first in space!" And the second responds, "Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!" So the third person says, "Well, that's nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!" "How are you gonna do that?" said the other two. "Well duh! We are gonna go at night!"
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