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Q. What is a light year?
A. The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. How do the aliens get their babies to sleep?
A. They ROCKET!
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. How do you know when the moon has had enought to eat?
A. When it's full!
Q. Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
A. He wanted it a little meteor!
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What do you give an alien?
A. Some space!
Q. What did the astronaut say when he saw bones on the moon?
A. "Obviously the cow didn't make it."
Q. What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A. A space sheep!
Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moon beams!
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. What planet is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!
Just how many aliens do you know?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
There were 3 people and they were all bragging about their country. The first person says, "We were the first in space!" And the second responds, "Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!" So the third person says, "Well, that's nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!" "How are you gonna do that?" said the other two. "Well duh! We are gonna go at night!"
The moon goes to the hair dresser. The moon sits down and the sun comes to do his hair. The sun says to the moon, "Before I start on your hair, do you have any-clips?"
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