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School Jokes

We've got lots of funny School jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. Which building has the most stories?
A. Library!

Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!

Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!

Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
A. HISStory!

Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.

Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Jokes

Art teacher: Mimi, I told the class to draw a horse and cart, but you have only drawn a horse! Mimi: Yes sir, the horse will draw the cart!
 

Mom: What did you learn on your first day of school? Child: Not enough, they want me to come back tomorrow!
 

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
 

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how much would you have? Boy: One dollar. Teacher: Are you sure? Boy: Yes, my dad wouldn't give me a dollar!
 

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I. Millie: I is... Teacher: No, Millie. Always say I am. Millie: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
 

A boy showed his mom his report card and said, "Mom I'm 3rd in my class." The mom said, "Good job!" Then the boy said, "But there are only three boys in my class!"
 

Mom: Why aren't you doing well in history? Child: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
 

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher.
 

Mother: George, why does your geography exam have a big zero over it? George: It is not a zero, Mum. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!
 

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
 


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