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Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Jamaica great keyboard player!
Brittney Spears who?
Oops! I did it again!
If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
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