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Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Brittney Spears who?
Oops! I did it again!
Jamaica great keyboard player!
If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
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