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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Jokes

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 


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