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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

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Jokes

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 


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