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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Jokes

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 


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