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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Jokes

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 


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