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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Jokes

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 


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