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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Jokes

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 


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