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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.


Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing who?



I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!

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