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Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Jamaica great keyboard player!
Brittney Spears who?
Oops! I did it again!
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
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