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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Jokes

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 


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