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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Jokes

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 


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