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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Jokes

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 


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