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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing who?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!


The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!

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