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Movie Jokes

We've got lots of funny Movie jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"

Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?


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