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Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
Maida force be with you!
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