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Movie Jokes

We've got lots of funny Movie jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!


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