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Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Maida force be with you!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
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