Squigly Squigly's Jokes and Riddles

Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Jokes

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 


To see more Insect jokes, click the Refresh button, below.

 We also have jokes about…
Advertisement