Squigly Squigly's Jokes and Riddles

Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Advertisement

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Advertisement

Jokes

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 


To see more Insect jokes, click the Refresh button, below.

 We also have jokes about…
Advertisement