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Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
I larva you!
Termite's the night!
Roach out and touch someone!
A bee just stung me!
The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
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