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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

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Jokes

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 


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