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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!

Q. What do you get when you eat caterpillars?
A. Butterflies in your stomach!

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Jokes

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 


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