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We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"

Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

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Jokes

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 


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