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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What do you get when you eat caterpillars?
A. Butterflies in your stomach!

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.

Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. Who is the kind of the insects?
A. The Monarch!

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Jokes

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 


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