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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Jokes

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 


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