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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Jokes

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 


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