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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. Who is the kind of the insects?
A. The Monarch!

Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. What do you get when you eat caterpillars?
A. Butterflies in your stomach!

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Jokes

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 


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