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Food Jokes

We've got lots of funny Food jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Jokes

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup. Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie." A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup." The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it? Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Me: I have a pizza joke! Friend: What is it? Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 


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