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Food Jokes

We've got lots of funny Food jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A. It wanted better buns.

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yoke.

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Jokes

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it? Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?" The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

Me: I have a pizza joke! Friend: What is it? Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie." A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup. Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 


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