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Food Jokes

We've got lots of funny Food jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Jokes

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?" The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?" The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here." The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it? Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup." The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach. Kelly: You mean she is really nice? Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Me: I have a pizza joke! Friend: What is it? Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 


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