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We've got lots of funny Food jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Jokes

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup." The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?" The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach. Kelly: You mean she is really nice? Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

Me: I have a pizza joke! Friend: What is it? Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?" The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie." A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup. Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 


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