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Food Jokes

We've got lots of funny Food jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Jokes

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach. Kelly: You mean she is really nice? Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie." A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Me: I have a pizza joke! Friend: What is it? Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 


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