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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Jokes

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 


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