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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.

Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Jokes

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 


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