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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you a ton."

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Jokes

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 


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