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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Jokes

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 


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