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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Jokes

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 


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