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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Jokes

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 


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