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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

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Jokes

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 


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