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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.

Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Jokes

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 


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