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Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.
Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!
Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.
Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?
Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.
Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!
Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.
Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!
Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.
Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.
Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
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