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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.

Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Jokes

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 


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