We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!
Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.
Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.
Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.
Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.
Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.
Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.
Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.
Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!
Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!
Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!
Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.
Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!
Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.
Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!
An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
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