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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Jokes

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 


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