Squigly Squigly's Jokes and Riddles

Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Jokes

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 


To see more Elephant jokes, click the Refresh button, below.

 We also have jokes about…
Advertisement