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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!


A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

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