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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Jokes

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 


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