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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.

Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Jokes

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 


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