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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

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Jokes

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 


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