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Easter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Easter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?
A. Egg-cellent!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?
A. "Eggs-cuse me!"

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
A. To get lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs mark the spot!

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
A. An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Knock-Knock Jokes

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter." "Huh?" Said the other.
 


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