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Easter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Easter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?
A. The oyster bunny!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter." "Huh?" Said the other.
 


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