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Easter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Easter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
A. An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
A. To get lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs mark the spot!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?
A. Egg-cellent!

Q. What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?
A. "Eggs-cuse me!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter." "Huh?" Said the other.
 


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