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Easter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Easter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?
A. The oyster bunny!

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter." "Huh?" Said the other.
 


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