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Easter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Easter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?
A. The oyster bunny!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

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Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter." "Huh?" Said the other.
 


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