We've got lots of funny Dog jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs love bones!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.
Q. How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
A. He ate table scraps.
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Not bow who, bow wow!
Pooch your arms around me baby!
Give the pup a cookie!
Bob: I lost my dog today. Bill: So put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me." The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese." The poodle replied, "How childish" The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese." "You're hopeless," said the poodle. The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?" The guy replied,"No." The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled. "That's not my dog," he yelled!
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