We've got lots of funny Dog jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Why shouldn't you go outside if it's raining cats and dogs?
A. Because you might step in a poodle!
Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs love bones!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog because buildings can't jump.
Not bow who, bow wow!
Pooch your arms around me baby!
How will we get away from that mean dog?
Dasum cute dog!
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?" The guy replied,"No." The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled. "That's not my dog," he yelled!
Bob: I lost my dog today. Bill: So put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me." The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese." The poodle replied, "How childish" The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese." "You're hopeless," said the poodle. The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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