We've got lots of funny Dog jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
A. He ate table scraps.
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs love bones!
Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What do you call a dog who always knows the time?
A. A watchdog!
Q. If H20 is inside of the fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog because buildings can't jump.
Pooch your arms around me, honey!
Give the pup a cookie!
Dasum cute dog!
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me." The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese." The poodle replied, "How childish" The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese." "You're hopeless," said the poodle. The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?" The guy replied,"No." The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled. "That's not my dog," he yelled!
Bob: I lost my dog today. Bill: So put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
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