We've got lots of funny Dog jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What do you call a dog who always knows the time?
A. A watchdog!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs love bones!
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog because buildings can't jump.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. If H20 is inside of the fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!
Not bow who, bow wow!
How will we get away from that mean dog?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!
Give the pup a cookie!
Pooch your arms around me baby!
There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me." The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese." The poodle replied, "How childish" The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese." "You're hopeless," said the poodle. The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?" The guy replied,"No." The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled. "That's not my dog," he yelled!
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
Bob: I lost my dog today. Bill: So put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
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