We've got lots of funny Dog jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog because buildings can't jump.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A. POOCHed eggs and BARKen.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What do you call a dog who always knows the time?
A. A watchdog!
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
A. He ate table scraps.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.
Q. If H20 is inside of the fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Q. Why did the dog get a pedicure?
A. Because his feet were RUFF!
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Pooch your arms around me baby!
How will we get away from that mean dog?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!
Give the pup a cookie!
Ken you walk the dog for me?
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?" The guy replied,"No." The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled. "That's not my dog," he yelled!
Bob: I lost my dog today. Bill: So put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me." The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese." The poodle replied, "How childish" The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese." "You're hopeless," said the poodle. The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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