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Dinosaur Jokes

We've got lots of funny Dinosaur jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A. A theSAURUS!

Q. What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
A. The PRONTOsaurus!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. Its tricera-bottom!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Jokes

Freddy: I lost my pet dinosaur . Alison: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper? Freddy: What good would that do, he can't read!
 

Lisa: I lost my pet dinosaur. Danny: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper? Lisa: What good would that do, she can't read!
 

Secretary: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him!
 


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