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Dinosaur Jokes

We've got lots of funny Dinosaur jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. Its tricera-bottom!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A. A theSAURUS!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
A. The PRONTOsaurus!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Jokes

Secretary: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him!
 

Lisa: I lost my pet dinosaur. Danny: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper? Lisa: What good would that do, she can't read!
 

Freddy: I lost my pet dinosaur . Alison: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper? Freddy: What good would that do, he can't read!
 


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