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Dinosaur Jokes

We've got lots of funny Dinosaur jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
A. The PRONTOsaurus!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. Its tricera-bottom!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A. A theSAURUS!

Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Jokes

Freddy: I lost my pet dinosaur . Alison: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper? Freddy: What good would that do, he can't read!
 

Lisa: I lost my pet dinosaur. Danny: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper? Lisa: What good would that do, she can't read!
 

Secretary: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him!
 


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