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Computer Jokes

We've got lots of funny Computer jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."

Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.

Q. What is an alien's favorite place on a computer?
A. The space bar!

Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!

Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.

Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

Jokes

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

Dad writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All is fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off your computer and come down for dinner. Love Dad"
 


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