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Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

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Jokes

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away. The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 


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