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Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away. The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 


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