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Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I'll tell you later.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Jokes

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away. The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 


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