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Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

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Jokes

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away. The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 


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