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Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I'll tell you later.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away. The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."
 


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