Squigly Squigly's Jokes and Riddles

Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I'll tell you later.

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
---
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away. The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 


To see more Chicken jokes, click the Refresh button, below.

 We also have jokes about…
Advertisement