We've got lots of funny Cat jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.
Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Hans off my kitten!
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!
Puss n' Boots!
A boy walked into his classroom late. "Why are you late?" the teacher asked. "Because I saw a dead cat on the way to school," he said. "How did you know it was dead?" "I PSST in its ear." "YOU DID WHAT!?" "Yeah, I bent down and went PSST in its ear and it didn't move."
There were 3 cats, The first cat said, "Meow." Second cat said, "Meow." Third cat said, "Meow, meow." The first cat said, "Don't change the subject."
Sam: Wanna hear a joke? Joe: Yes. Sam: Na, I don't want to, just kitten!
There's this man, he walks up to this lady's door. The lady answers it. The man says, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat. I'd like to replace it." Then the woman says. "How good are you at catching mice?"
A cat died in a house. The servant started crying badly. Master: It is only a cat that has died, why are you crying so much? Servant: Master, when the cat was there I used to drink the milk and put the blame on it. Now on whom will I put the blame?
There were 2 cats looking into a green canary's cage. The first cat said to the second cat, "That's not a canary, it's green!" The second cat said, "I don't know, maybe it's not ripe yet!"
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