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Cat Jokes

We've got lots of funny Cat jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!

Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!

Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. What do you call a bad event with cats?
A. CATastrophe!

Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.

Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Puss
Puss who?
Puss n' Boots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hello
Hello who?
Hello Kitty!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claws
Claws who?
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cat
Cat who?
Catch up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hans
Hans who?
Hans off my kitten!

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Jokes

There were 2 cats looking into a green canary's cage. The first cat said to the second cat, "That's not a canary, it's green!" The second cat said, "I don't know, maybe it's not ripe yet!"
 

A cat died in a house. The servant started crying badly. Master: It is only a cat that has died, why are you crying so much? Servant: Master, when the cat was there I used to drink the milk and put the blame on it. Now on whom will I put the blame?
 

A boy walked into his classroom late. "Why are you late?" the teacher asked. "Because I saw a dead cat on the way to school," he said. "How did you know it was dead?" "I PSST in its ear." "YOU DID WHAT!?" "Yeah, I bent down and went PSST in its ear and it didn't move."
 

There's this man, he walks up to this lady's door. The lady answers it. The man says, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat. I'd like to replace it." Then the woman says. "How good are you at catching mice?"
 

There were 3 cats, The first cat said, "Meow." Second cat said, "Meow." Third cat said, "Meow, meow." The first cat said, "Don't change the subject."
 

Sam: Wanna hear a joke? Joe: Yes. Sam: Na, I don't want to, just kitten!
 


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