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Cat Jokes

We've got lots of funny Cat jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
A. C-A-T!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!

Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!

Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.

Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Puss
Puss who?
Puss-ibly the best cat ever!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Purr
Purr who?
Purr-fect kitty!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hello
Hello who?
Hello Kitty!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cat
Cat who?
Catch up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Puss
Puss who?
Puss n' Boots!

Jokes

There's this man, he walks up to this lady's door. The lady answers it. The man says, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat. I'd like to replace it." Then the woman says. "How good are you at catching mice?"
 

A boy walked into his classroom late. "Why are you late?" the teacher asked. "Because I saw a dead cat on the way to school," he said. "How did you know it was dead?" "I PSST in its ear." "YOU DID WHAT!?" "Yeah, I bent down and went PSST in its ear and it didn't move."
 

There were 3 cats, The first cat said, "Meow." Second cat said, "Meow." Third cat said, "Meow, meow." The first cat said, "Don't change the subject."
 

There were 2 cats looking into a green canary's cage. The first cat said to the second cat, "That's not a canary, it's green!" The second cat said, "I don't know, maybe it's not ripe yet!"
 

A cat died in a house. The servant started crying badly. Master: It is only a cat that has died, why are you crying so much? Servant: Master, when the cat was there I used to drink the milk and put the blame on it. Now on whom will I put the blame?
 

Sam: Wanna hear a joke? Joe: Yes. Sam: Na, I don't want to, just kitten!
 


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