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Banana Jokes

We've got lots of funny Banana jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.


Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana who?
Banana split!

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