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Banana Jokes

We've got lots of funny Banana jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!


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