Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie!
Anushka, age 9, India
What happens when you take the wings off a fly?
It becomes a walk.
Amanda, age 9, Vietnam
How can flowers ride a bike?
By moving its petals.
How did the baby elephant call her mummy?
It made a trunk call.
Elysia, age 6, New Zealand
You have to cross the river with a chicken, fox and some chicken feed. You can only cross the river with one item. If you leave the chicken with the fox, the fox will eat it, if you leave the chicken with the feed, the chicken will eat it. How will you get everything across the river safely?
First take the chicken across the river and leave it there. Then come back and take the fox, leave the fox and take the chicken. Leave the chicken and take the feed. Drop off the feed with the fox and then go and get the chicken.
Kali, age 10, USA
Why did the thief search WANTED on the internet?
To see if he was WANTED!
Willow, age 8, USA
What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow?
"We have to stick together!"
Jazmyn, age 8, USA
Who's using the soap when your not?
The robber ducky!
Jazmyn, age 8, USA
Why did the boy eat his homework ?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Vanessa, age 8, USA
Why does a hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn't know the words.
Salinka , age 9, USA
How do cows solve math problems?
With their COWculators!
Romano, age 9, USA
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
"Sorry, I'm a little horse!"
Josh, age 13, USA
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Kristin , age 8, USA
What do computer operators eat for lunch?
Summaya, age 11, Pakistan
I have holes in me but I can hold water. What am I?
James, age 9, Ireland
How do you make a fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons.
Natalia, age 10, Australia
You throw away the outside, you cook the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What are you eating?
Corn on the cob.
Sarah, age 12, USA
What do Italian dogs eat for dinner?
Adrien, age 8, USA
Little Nancy Eticot in her long
The longer she stands, the shorter she grows.
What is little Nancy?
Hula, age 34, USA
What type of rings do cows get?
Grace, age 9, America
Why is a football field so cool?
They have a fan in every seat!
Maria, age 9, USA
What starts with T and ends with T and is full of tea?
Ava, age 11, USA
David's father had 3 sons, Snap, Crackle, and ?
Matthew, age 11, USA
What did the police man say to his chest?
"I've got you under a vest!"
Grace, age 15, Australia
Why can't the elephant go to the beach?
He can't keep his trunks up!
Jolee, age 10, USA
What is the difference between a ticket collector and a teacher?
One minds the train and the other trains the mind!
Surabhi, age 11, India
What do army men wear in the summer?
What do bees use for their weapon?
Ally, age 9, USA
What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone?
A Golden Receiver!
Alyssa, age 11, USA
What begins with E and ends with E and only holds one letter?
Ariyana, age 12, Trinidad
Why was the elephant afraid of the computer?
She was afraid of the mouse.
Kenia, age 18, USA
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Jasmine, age 12, USA
What are the aliens's favourite letters of the alphabet?
Sara, age 11, Canada
If you pass the person is 2nd place, what place are you in?
You're in 2nd place.
Brianna, age 11, USA
What did Delaware?
Maybe a New Jersey?
I don't know, but Alaska!
Natty, age 10, Canada
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
Caitlin, age 10, United Kingdom
Why did the the man take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
Sal, age 8, USA
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
There are eleven letters in 'the alphabet'.
Annaelle, age 12, Ireland
What did the music teacher say to the kids?
Stop PLAYING around!
Alexis, age 10, USA
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
Hattie, age 10, USA
What room can't you enter?
Ayushi, age 11, India
How do you make friends with a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Trevor, age 18, USA
What time does an astronaut have lunch?
At LAUNCH time!
Jessica, age 7, England
Which month has 28 days in it?
All of them of course!
Kendra, age 10, England
What does a snake like to be told?
Hannah and Carly, age 9, USA
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
"I've got my eye on you!"
Carly, age 9, USA
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
KSB, age 11, USA
What is black, white, green and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
Hannya, age 11
Why doesn't the world's favourite crisp run the marathon?
Because it's Walkers!
Mellissa, age 10, England
If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn roof, which way will the egg roll off?
Roosters can't lay eggs.
Kristyn, age 10, USA
10 copycats were in a boat, 1 jumped out. How many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Anonymous, age 11, USA
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had a bone to pick with the chicken.
Gavin, age 9, USA
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a year?
The letter M.
Boron, age 8, India
There was a car with wooden wheels, with wooden doors and with wooden seats. Why didn't it work?
It wooden go!
Johnny, age 14, New Zealand
Why is B very cold?
Because it is surrounded by A C!
Aukshani, age 9, India
What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A post office.
Carlo, age 10, Canada
What letter has the most water?
The letter C!
Shaili, age 11, England
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was peeling.
Sophie, age 8, Australia
What kind of bee is smart?
A spelling bee.
Joelle, age 10, USA
What do you have if you get a zit?
Jenny, age 11, USA
What has legs but cannot run?
Kaeleb, age 10, North America
What has 4 eyes but doesn't see?
Joey, age 8, USA
What do you call a pair of shoes that teach you how to drive?
Jem, age 11, England
What do castles have when it gets dark?
Bean, age 12, USA
Why was the girl putting rubbing lipstick on her head?
She was trying to make-up her mind.
Emily, age 10, America
There were two oranges rolling down the hill. Why did one stop?
Because it ran out of juice.
Ellie, age 10, England
What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine's day?
"WHALE you be my Valentine?"
Isabella, age 9, USA
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Christopher, age 11, USA
How many tickles does it take to get a octopus to laugh?
Izzy, agwe 8, USA