Squigly's Jokes & Riddles for Kids


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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings August 1, 2009!

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.

Sinead, age 8, Australia

Why were the football players hot?
All their fans left.

Patrick, age 6, Australia

Name 6 things smaller then an ant?
6 of his teeth.

Sinead, age 8, Australia

What did the dog say when she was attacked by a tiger?
Nothing, dogs can't talk.

Sinead, age 8, Australia

What's 150 feet long and jumps every 10 seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.

Sinead, age 8, Australia

Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.

Sinead, age 8, Australia

What comes before Christmas Eve?
Christmas Adam!

Elliott, age 11, USA

What animal eats with its tail?
All of them. They can't take it off while they eat.

Rene, age 12, USA

Guy walks into a bar. What does he say?
"Ouch!"

Keshay, age 13, USA

What starts with a t, ends with a t and has t in it?
Teapot.

Asmiyat, age 10, Bangladesh

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp!

Justine, age 8, Singapore
Levi, age 10, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling kind of crummy!

Justine, age 8, Singapore

Where do chickens have their funerals?
KFC!

Justine, age 8, Singapore

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He thought it was high school.

Justine, age 8, Singapore

What do you give your bride when you get married in space?
Saturn's rings.

Justine, age 8, Singapore

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.

Justine, age 8, Singapore
Momo, age 13, USA
Pat, age 8, USA
Kauthar, age 11, UK

A rooster laid an egg on a peaked roof. Which way will the egg roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs.

Julissa, age 9, USA

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer

Lexie, age 11, America
Erin, age 10, Australia

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!

Lexis, age 11, USA

What do you get when you put a snail on a ship?
A SNAILor!

Morgan, age 11, USA

Why did the meteor go to Hollywood?
To become a star.

Morgan, age 8, USA

What did Delaware?
Maybe A New Jersey. I dunno, but Alaska!

Isabella, age 13, America
Alexandra, age 10, USA

What is a computer's favourite animal?
A mouse!

Nikhil, age 9, UAE

Why did the lamb get in trouble?
Because he was baaaad.

Cindy, age 39, Canada

What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?
"We're too young, we cantaloupe."

Sydney, age 9, USA

What trees do fortune tellers look at?
Palms.

Macy , age 9, Australia

How do you know when an elephant has been in your butter?
Because it leaves his footprints behind.

Sarah, age 11, England

What did the snail say when he was riding the turtle's back?
"Wheeeee!"

Cindy, age 10, Canada

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

Cindy, age 10, Canada

Where does a boat go when it's sick?
The Doc.

Jordyn, age 8, USA

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one that I know can pea soup.

Summer, age 13, USA
Jessica, age 9, USA
Haley, age 9, USA

What mouse doesn't eat cheese?
A computer mouse.

Edgar, Omar and Karen, age 10, 10, 12, USA

What is the most musical bone?
The trombone.

Karen, age 12, USA

What do you call a rhino with no ears?
Anything you want. It can't hear you!

Erin, age 10, Australia

Why did the giant cross the road?
Because he wanted to now how it felt to be a chicken.

Erin, age 10, Australia

If H₂O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
K₉P.

Erin, age 10, Australia

What are a spy's favourite shoes?
Sneakers.

Some Dude, Australia

What did the bee say to the flower
"Hello, honey."

Cindy, age 8, Australia

What time does Chicky go to lunch?
Twelve O'cluck!

Dylan, age 7, Singapore

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was off duty!

Cleo, age 10, USA

Imagine you're on a island full of poisonous snakes, you can't go up, and you can't go down, and if you make one wrong move, the poisonous snakes will bite you. How do you escape?
Stop Imagining

Cleo, age 10, USA

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Lonely.

Julia , age 10, Australia

Why did the duck cross the road?
To show he wasn't a chicken!

Katelyn, age 8, Australia

Where is a duck's favourite place to eat?
Duck 'n donuts.

Karley, age 8, USA

What room can you never enter?
A mushroom.

Levi, age 10, USA

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9

Megan, age 10, USA

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.

Dylan, age 10, Singapore

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn`t a chicken.

Steve, age 11

Why did the orange stop at the traffic lights?
Because it ran out of juice

Mark, age 9, Australia