What do you call a train filled with gum?
A chew-chew train!
Daniel, age 10, USA
What is a bird's favorite treat?
Sweet tweets
Isabella, age 9, USA
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because it kept getting picked on.
Madeline, age 12, USA
Why is it a waste of time sending a telegram to Washington?
Because he's dead.
Chermaine, age 11, Singapore
What do vultures always have for dinner?
Leftovers.
Chermaine, age 11, Singapore
What is the ideal cure for dandruff?
Baldness.
Chermaine, age 11, Singapore
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play indoors.
Chermaine, age 11, Singapore
Why didn't the little pigs listen to their dad?
Because he was a boar(bore).
Chermaine, age 11, Singapore
Why did it take the pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they were stuck at sea (C)!
Isaac, age 9, USA
How do you get cool music?
Put it in the fridge !
Naomi, age 10, England
What do you call a cow wearing a crown?
Dairy Queen.
Amar, age 7, USA
What did the witch eat for a snack at the beach?
A sandwich!
Nechelle, age 7, USA
Did you hear about the man that walked around the world?
He drowned.
Ian, age 13, USA
What do you call a skeleton that solves mysteries?
Sherlock Bones!
Pontorisa, age 9, USA
What gets bigger the more you take out of it?
A hole!
Ayanna, age 11, USA
A cowboy rides into town on Friday and he stays there for 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is it possible?
His horse was named Friday.
Devin, age 11, USA
Bethany, age 11, England
Amber, age 12, America
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts
Anonymous, age 12, Singapore
Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?
Because she always ran away from the ball.
Chrislynn, age 9, USA
Why did the banana peel?
Because he was sunburnt.
Chloe, age 10, UK
What's a bully's favorite drink?
Punch!
Natalee, age 9, USA
What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin.
Ruby, age 17, USA
Audrey, age 11, Canada
What did the ocean have to do for social studies?
Find his current events.
Sean, age 14, USA
Johnny's mom has 4 kids April, May and June. What's the 4th kid's name?
Johnny.
Sophia, age 15, USA
What can sing, and talk but has no mouth?
A radio.
Jemima, age 10, Philippines
Shadow came home and found Sandy laying in a puddle of water with glass all around her. She had no cuts or scrapes. How did she die?
She suffocated. Sandy is a goldfish. The glass is her bowl and the puddle is her water.
Cassy, age 13, America
What did the tree name his son?
Woody.
Josie, age 15, China
What is a tree that rhymes?
A poetry.
Utahlianah, age 14, UK
What is a ghost's favorite food?
BOO-berries
Cameron, age 12
While walking down the street I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name. What is the man's name?
Andrew.
Nishy15, age 14
What's invisible and smells like knights?
Dragon toots.
Delaini, age 4, USA
I come once in a minute,
twice in a moment,
but never in a thousand years. What am I?
The letter M.
Victoria, age 11, USA
What is black and white and read all over?
The newspaper.
Gabi, age 10, Australia
What is a pig's favorite play?
Hamlet!
Jack, age 9, USA
What does a door say in a football game?
"I'm wide open."
Jack, age 9, USA
How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle.
Ashwin, age 6, Canada
What do you call a smurf with a cow?
Blue Cheese!
TV Joke, age 7, USA
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the party?
Because the host said the drinks were on the house!
Andrew, age 11, USA
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky!
Vicki, USA
What does not exist but has a name?
Nothing !
Madiha, age 12, India
Why did the orange lose the race?
It ran out of juice.
Noah, age 7, USA
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Noah, age 7, USA
What do elves do after school?
Gnomework!
Rachel, age 9, USA
Why didn't the skeleton have a date?
Because it had NOBODY to go with!!
Natalie, age 11, USA
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because the tree had a lot of bark.
Issac, age 16, Korea
