Squigly's Riddles

Here are the latest jokes and riddles sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings June 1, 2013!

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Riddles Page 2 of 2

Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie!

Anushka, age 9, India

What happens when you take the wings off a fly?
It becomes a walk.

Amanda, age 9, Vietnam

How can flowers ride a bike?
By moving its petals.

Anonymous, India

How did the baby elephant call her mummy?
It made a trunk call.

Elysia, age 6, New Zealand

You have to cross the river with a chicken, fox and some chicken feed. You can only cross the river with one item. If you leave the chicken with the fox, the fox will eat it, if you leave the chicken with the feed, the chicken will eat it. How will you get everything across the river safely?
First take the chicken across the river and leave it there. Then come back and take the fox, leave the fox and take the chicken. Leave the chicken and take the feed. Drop off the feed with the fox and then go and get the chicken.

Kali, age 10, USA

Why did the thief search WANTED on the internet?
To see if he was WANTED!

Willow, age 8, USA

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow?
"We have to stick together!"

Jazmyn, age 8, USA

Who's using the soap when your not?
The robber ducky!

Jazmyn, age 8, USA

Why did the boy eat his homework ?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Vanessa, age 8, USA

Why does a hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn't know the words.

Salinka , age 9, USA

How do cows solve math problems?
With their COWculators!

Romano, age 9, USA

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
"Sorry, I'm a little horse!"

Josh, age 13, USA

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite!

Kristin , age 8, USA

What do computer operators eat for lunch?
Chips.

Summaya, age 11, Pakistan

I have holes in me but I can hold water. What am I?
A sponge.

James, age 9, Ireland

How do you make a fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons.

Natalia, age 10, Australia

You throw away the outside, you cook the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What are you eating?
Corn on the cob.

Sarah, age 12, USA

What do Italian dogs eat for dinner?
Spa-CAT-ti.

Adrien, age 8, USA

Little Nancy Eticot in her long white petticoat,
The longer she stands, the shorter she grows.
What is little Nancy?
A candle!

Hula, age 34, USA

What type of rings do cows get?
MOOd rings.

Grace, age 9, America

Why is a football field so cool?
They have a fan in every seat!

Maria, age 9, USA

What starts with T and ends with T and is full of tea?
A teapot!

Ava, age 11, USA

David's father had 3 sons, Snap, Crackle, and ?
David.

Matthew, age 11, USA

What did the police man say to his chest?
"I've got you under a vest!"

Grace, age 15, Australia

Why can't the elephant go to the beach?
He can't keep his trunks up!

Jolee, age 10, USA

What is the difference between a ticket collector and a teacher?
One minds the train and the other trains the mind!

Surabhi, age 11, India

What do army men wear in the summer?
Tank tops.

Jim

What do bees use for their weapon?
BB guns!

Ally, age 9, USA

What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone?
A Golden Receiver!

Alyssa, age 11, USA

What begins with E and ends with E and only holds one letter?
An envelope!

Ariyana, age 12, Trinidad

Why was the elephant afraid of the computer?
She was afraid of the mouse.

Kenia, age 18, USA

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!

Jasmine, age 12, USA

What are the aliens's favourite letters of the alphabet?
UFO.

Sara, age 11, Canada

If you pass the person is 2nd place, what place are you in?
You're in 2nd place.

Brianna, age 11, USA

What did Delaware?
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska!

Natty, age 10, Canada

Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!

Caitlin, age 10, United Kingdom

Why did the the man take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!

Sal, age 8, USA

How many letters are there in the alphabet?
There are eleven letters in 'the alphabet'.

Annaelle, age 12, Ireland

What did the music teacher say to the kids?
Stop PLAYING around!

Alexis, age 10, USA

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.

Hattie, age 10, USA

What room can't you enter?
A mushROOM!

Ayushi, age 11, India

How do you make friends with a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Trevor, age 18, USA

What time does an astronaut have lunch?
At LAUNCH time!

Jessica, age 7, England

Which month has 28 days in it?
All of them of course!

Kendra, age 10, England

What does a snake like to be told?
"YESSSS!"

Hannah and Carly, age 9, USA

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
"I've got my eye on you!"

Carly, age 9, USA

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!

KSB, age 11, USA

What is black, white, green and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Hannya, age 11

Why doesn't the world's favourite crisp run the marathon?
Because it's Walkers!

Mellissa, age 10, England

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn roof, which way will the egg roll off?
Roosters can't lay eggs.

Kristyn, age 10, USA

10 copycats were in a boat, 1 jumped out. How many are left?
None, they were all copycats!

Anonymous, age 11, USA

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had a bone to pick with the chicken.

Gavin, age 9, USA

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a year?
The letter M.

Boron, age 8, India

There was a car with wooden wheels, with wooden doors and with wooden seats. Why didn't it work?
It wooden go!

Johnny, age 14, New Zealand

Why is B very cold?
Because it is surrounded by A C!

Aukshani, age 9, India

What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A post office.

Carlo, age 10, Canada

What letter has the most water?
The letter C!

Shaili, age 11, England

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was peeling.

Sophie, age 8, Australia

What kind of bee is smart?
A spelling bee.

Joelle, age 10, USA

What do you have if you get a zit?
A ZITuation!

Jenny, age 11, USA

What has legs but cannot run?
A table.

Kaeleb, age 10, North America

What has 4 eyes but doesn't see?
Mississippi!.

Joey, age 8, USA

What do you call a pair of shoes that teach you how to drive?
Trainers.

Jem, age 11, England

What do castles have when it gets dark?
KNIGHT-lights!

Bean, age 12, USA

Why was the girl putting rubbing lipstick on her head?
She was trying to make-up her mind.

Emily, age 10, America

There were two oranges rolling down the hill. Why did one stop?
Because it ran out of juice.

Ellie, age 10, England

What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine's day?
"WHALE you be my Valentine?"

Isabella, age 9, USA

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Christopher, age 11, USA

How many tickles does it take to get a octopus to laugh?
TENtickles!

Izzy, agwe 8, USA