Squigly's Jokes & Riddles for Kids


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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings June 1, 2008!

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What did one ghost say to the other?
"Do you believe in humans?"

Louisa, age 13, Australia

If I have four snowballs in my right hand and five in my left hand, what do I have?
Cold hands!

Paula, age 4, America

What country does the Pink Panther come from?
Durum.

Sarah, age 11, England

What is the difference between trains and teachers?
Trains say, "Choo-choo!" Teachers say, "Spit that gum out."

Zim, age 10, USA

What did the sun do to Keith and Bobby?
It made Keith Sweat and Bobby Brown.

Jazia, age 12, USA

What's an elephant's favourite toy?
An elevator.

Kora , age 8, USA

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't invented yet!

Lawson, age 10, Australia

Why did the chicken cross the road
Because he wanted to get to KFC.

Jorja, age 7, Australia

Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.

Aydin, age 11, Australia

Where is the warmest place in the jungle?
Underneath a gorilla.

Rachel, age 11, England

How do you make friends with a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Levi, age 9, USA

Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
He wanted to pat the chicken.

Lawson, age 10, Australia

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
Because an acorn hit it.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because the first koala hit it.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because he wanted to join in.

Bella, age 8, Australia

What store would cats and dogs never shop at?
The flea market.

Jacquelyn, age 11

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, rich people need it and poor people have it ?
Nothing!

Rob, age 12, USA

What has legs but no feet?
A chair.

Morgen, age 10, USA

What do you call a cow that can't fly?
Ground beef.

Lola, age 13

What's the name of Mississippi's husband?
Mr. Ippi.

Kimberly, age 7

Why didn't the lady run when she saw a tiger coming for her?
She thought it was a MAN eater.

Raj, age 17, India

How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

Alex, age 69, USA

What do you call Thomas Edison when he gets old?
Thomas ELDERson.

Tom, age 12, USA

Why do skeletons ride motorcycles?
Because they're bone to be wild!

Izzy, age 10, USA

What did the announcer name his son?
Mike.

Joslyn, age 8, USA

What begins with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A post office

Logan , age 12, USA

What did the cow say to the other cow?
"MOO-ve."

Logan, age 13, USA

What's an elephant in Antarctica?
Lost!

Josie, age 13, America

When did the grandma go across the road?
When there was no traffic.

Trent, age 10, Australia

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.

Mallory, age 9, USA
Humz, age 10, USA

How do you sink a submarine full of dummies?
You knock on the door.

Steph, age 14, Australia

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies?
Because it was rated RRRR!

Ashley, age 17, USA

What has a head but no legs?
A pencil.

Anya, age 13

What are the people saying about the man who lost his left side?
He is all right now!

Micii, age 10, USA

How do you drown a dummy?
Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Emily, age 15, USA

What's the difference between a lighthouse keeper and a butcher?
One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.

Emily, age 9, USA

Why did the cow cross the street?
He had to MOOve.

Jovaughn, age 10, USA

What state is the tiniest?
MINI-sota.

Luke, age 10, USA

What did the girl mushroom say to the guy mushroom after their date?!?
"You're a fun guy!"

Lucinda, age 8, Ireland

What did the dog say at dog school when he didn't have his homework?
He said, " Um.. my owner ate it?"

Ivy, age 11, USA

What is a cat's favourite colour?
PURRple.

Squart, age 11, America

What do you call a horse who moved next door?
A NEIGH-bour.

Julia, age 10, USA

Why did the wide receiver go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!

Ryan, age 11, USA

How did the fish tell its own weight?
Because it had its own scales.

Nabeeh, age 11, Maldives

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH.

Rebecca, age 12, England

Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because he was not peeling very well.

Spikey, age 8, UK

What do you call a skeleton on a Harley?
Bad to the bone

Ally, age 8, USA

What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.

Gabby, age 9, USA
Rain, age 12, USA

Imagine you are on a sinking sailboat surrounded by sharks. What should you do?
Quit imagining!

Cierra, age 11, USA

What do ducks eat with their soup?
Quackers!

Kayla, age 10, Canada

What is black and white and purple all over?
A penguin in a Barney costume.

Logan, age 13, USA

If a rooster lays an egg on top of a barn, which side will the egg roll off?
It wouldn't roll off any side because roosters don't lay eggs, chickens do!

Andrea , age 12, USA

Why did the dog cross the road?
To go to the barking lot!

Julianna, age 8, USA

What is white black and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.

Nicole, age 10, USA

Why did the chicken run across the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side faster.

Adrianna, age 7, USA

What do dentures like to ride?
Choppers!

Kaitlyn , age 10, USA

Where do cows go on dates?
The MOO-vies.

Dayanna, age 11, USA

You're in a room and all you have is 30 seconds left to breathe. What do you do?
Oh don't be silly, that can't happen.

Alexandra, age 10, Canada

What did the bad chicken lay?
A deviled egg.

Katherine, age 9, USA

What's a chocolate with nuts?
A coconut.

Mark, age 22, USA

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.

Zach, age 11, America

What did the skeleton buy from the fish and chip shop?
Spare ribs!

Sade, age 10, England