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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings February 26, 2010!
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Why are ducks so funny?
Because they keep quacking jokes!Che and Amar, age 7 & 4, USA
Why did the boy throw the butter?
He wanted to see a butterfly!Jennie, age 12, USA
An old lady was walking across the road. She had dark clothes on and the moon was not out and a car was coming. It didn't have its lights on, how did the driver know to stop?
It was daytime.Mary, age 9, Australia
Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
For tocking too much!Robbie, age 9, Canada
What is a hairdresser's dog called?
Shampoodle!Humayra, age 9, England
Why did the rooster cross the road
It was the chicken's day off.Nathan, age 11, USA
Why did the computer go to a country shop?
He needed to reboot!Heaven, age 14, USA
What did the Valentine card say to the stamp?
"Stick with me and we'll go places!"Hannah, age 12, USA
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!Hannah, age 12, USA
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"Hannah, age 12, USA
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."Hannah, age 12, USA
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."Hannah, age 12, USA
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."Hannah, age 12, USA
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"Hannah, age 12, USA
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"Hannah, age 12, USA
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!Hannah, age 12, USA
What is Santa's favourite snack food?
Ho-hos.AJ, age 10, USA
How did the bee get in the door?
It buzzed.Quinn, age 7, USA
How do penguins make their house?
Igloo it together!Cindy, age 8, USA
What reindeer can help you clean the bathroom?
Comet.Jacob, age 8, USA
What did one eye say to the other?
"Between you and me something smells!"Sarah, age 10, AUS
What goes ha, ha, ha plop?
Someone laughing their head off.Rachel, age 11, USA
What is 6 letters and holds one letter?
A teapot.Abby, age 11, USA
What do you do to make Lady Gaga mad?
Poker face!Stella, age 16, USA
Shelby, age 10, USA
Eden, age 13, USAWhat animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal because a house can't jump!Theresa, age 9, USA
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Do you believe in people?"Samantha, age 11, USA
What is the happiest state in the USA?
Maryland.Madhu, age 11, USA
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.Zoey, age 8, USA
What do mommy polar bears tuck their children into bed with?
A sheet of ice.Tobby, age 10, Canada
What kind of dolls do lambs like to play with?
Baa-bie dolls.Tobby, age 10, Canada
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.Thad, age 10, USA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To save the world!Cortney, age 7, USA
Where did King Arthur go for entertainment?
To the Knight Club.Eshani, age 9, Sri Lanka
What do a cow and a bull do?
The cow pays and the bull charges.Eshani, age 9, Sri Lanka
Where do pirates go shopping?
Arrrrrrgos!Corie and Estee, age 6 & 4, England
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie into it!Corie and Estee, age 6 & 4, England
Where do cows get their moves?
The MOOvies!Corie and Estee, age 6 & 4, England
What do penguins put on their tacos?
Chilly-toes!Malcolm, age 4, Iceland
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.Billy, age 10, Mexico
What goes up and down at the same time?
A seasaw.Anonymous
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.Anonymous
A man grew up in the gutters and alleys of his town what was the man's job?
He was a professional bowler.Mia , age 10, USA
What should you do if you find a gorilla sleeping in your bed?
Go sleep in another bed!Tobby, age 10, Canada
Frank, age 8, GermanyWho is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
Mr. Bigger's baby is a little bigger.Alli, age 8, USA
You are in a concrete room with a table and mirror and no windows or doors. How will you get out?
You look in the mirror and you see what you saw, you take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a (w)hole. Jump through the hole to escape.Cassandra, age 11, USA
What did the acorn say when he grew up?
"Geometry." (Gee I'm a tree.)Heather, age 8, USA
What has holes but still holds water?
A sponge.Danielle, age 6, Canada
What room wouldn't the ghost go in?
The living room!Allie, age 10, USA
Why does a shark always swim in salt water?
Because he will sneeze in pepper water!Kate, age 10, Canada
What type of band is on your head?
A headband.Kristin, age 12, USA
Why did the pencil have to go to the bathroom?
Because it was # 2.Kristin, age 12, USA
Where do pirates go shopping?
ARRRgos!Corie-Mya and Estee-Leigh, age 4 & 6, UK
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A coo coo clock!Sarah, age 8, USA
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.Mindy, age 12, China
Why did the volcano explode?
It was too full!Rihana, age 7, USA
What has 4 Is and can't see?
Mississippi.Tobby, age 10, Canada
I fit nowhere except outdoors? What am I?
A house.Rajabbek, age 10, Uzbekistan
What do you call a small joke?
A mini ha ha.Dtrich, age 6, USA
Why do people hate vampires?
They are a pain in the neck!Caitlin, age 11, USA
What's black and white and goes up and down?
A zebra on a seesaw.Mindy, age 7, China
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the MOOvie.Alyssa , age 8, Brazil
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