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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings November 1, 2008!

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Why do sneakers remind you of mice?
Because they squeak!

Sydney, age 8, USA

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Hayley, age 9, Australia

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had nobody to go with!

Kayleigh, age 10, England

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Haley, age 9, USA
Ando, age 10, Australia

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.

Chelsey, age 12, USA

What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonkey!

Haylee, age 12, Australia

Why were the koalas extinct?
They played a game of drop bear.

Tahlia, age 12, Australia

What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderpants.

Emma, age 9, Australia

How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!

Mruthika, age 8, Singapore

What happened when the doctor got mad?
He lost his patience.

Andell, age 9, USA

What did one cow say to the other?
MOOOOve over!

Raha, age 5, New Zealand

Who is the first Irishmen out in the spring?
Patty O'Furniture

Brock, age 13, USA

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.

Deanna, age 10, Australia

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was off duty.

Jessica, age 13, USA

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

Georgia, age 9, England

Why are graves so popular?
Because people are dying to get into them.

Miriam, age 12, United Kingdom

How does a duck fly?
They just wing it!

Isabella, age 4, USA

Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Stephanie, age 10

What is too low to go under and too high to jump over?
A building.

Zoe, age 9, USA

What did the math book say to the other math book?
"I've got problems."

Myissa, age 10, USA

Why didn't the boy die when he drank poison?
Because he was in the living room.

Jaylene and Mary, age 11 & 12, Australia

A man leaves home. He makes 3 left turns and meets a man in a mask. What is this man's job?
He is a baseball player.

Kenny, age 9, USA

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh!

Lulu, age 7, India

Why didn't the wolf know where he was?
He was a WHEREwolf.

Christian, age 8, USA

What do a chicken and a band have in common?
They both have drum sticks!

Lorena, age 11, USA

What does the sun skate on?
Solarblades!

Lorena, age 11, USA

What pet does everyone have?
An armpet!

Zoe, age 8, Australia

Who is the president if the vice president dies?
The president!

Joe, age 10, USA

Why do Koala's carry their baby on their back?
Because it's too hard to push a pram up a tree.

Chloe and Lexi, age 9 & 6, Australia

Where do clothes take a bath?
In the washing machine!

Shreya, age 12, India

What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, a rooster and a cow?
Cocker poodle moo.

Patrick, age 8, USA

How does the biologist like to communicate?
With his cell phone.

Hammad, age 9, England

Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
Because they're too hard to iron.

Julian, age 11, UK

What do you call a brown oval that has stitches?
A football

Zoe , age 9, USA

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no BODY to go with!

Eliza, age 11, Egypt
Kayleigh, age 11, Ireland

Why did the carrots laugh?
Because they saw the salad dressing!

Jackie, age 10, Canada

What happens when a cow is stuck in an earthquake?
A milkshake!

Kausalya, age 11, Malaysia

Why are baby boys dressed in blue and baby girls dressed in pink?
Because they can't dress themselves!

Alyssa, age 10

What do you call a robot that farms?
A transFARMER.

Reldo, age 36, England

What's your name if you sit under a cow?
Pat.

Issy, age 9, England

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the squirrel it wasn't impossible.

Luke, age 10, USA

Did you hear about the football player who used perfume?
He was scent off.

Sally, age 9, Russia

What did the person who worked at Disney World say when the ride fell down?
"Donald, Duck!"

Alyssa, age 11, USA

What do you call Safeway when it is burned down?
COLES!

Alana, age 10, Australia

Why did the boy go to the party with a nappie?
Because he was a party pooper.

Jenwin, age 10, Australia

What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

Jenna, age 11

What did the jack o' lantern say to his pesky brother?
"Cut it out."

Jenna, age 11

What did the wise monkey say to the other not so wise monkey?
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey?"

Kurisu, age 13, Australia

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had no guts.

Joe, age 10, Australia
Morgan, age 8, USA
Ellieee, age 15, Australia

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed!"

Jooraden, age 13, Australia

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