How do you know an elephant is hiding under your bed?
When you get in, your nose touches the ceiling.
Rihanna, age 11, England
How do you know if a cow has eaten recently
It won't be MOOdy!
Rihanna and Olivia, Spain
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he got hit by a rock.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He got hit by the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out the tree?
He thought it was a game so he joined in.
Carman
Why does time fly in Italy?
Because everyday a degos by!
Johnny, age 17, USA
What do you get when you cross a witch with a clown?
A broomhaha!
Christopher, age 15, USA
If you are American in the living room, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
European!
Stephanie, age 12, USA
How do you wake up Lady Gaga
Poker Face
Claire, age 10, USA
Katie, age 12, USA
There's a green house with a green marshmallow in it, a red house with a red marshmallow in it and there's a blue house with a blue marshmallow in it. What's in the white house?
The president!
Analiz, age 11, USA
Why didn't the elephant go on the computer?
Because he was afraid of the mouse.
Jahnea, age 9, USA
There are three houses. The red person goes in the red house and the blue person goes in the blue house. Who goes is the white house?
President Obama.
Jessikah, age 10, USA
Which cities have no people?
Electricity and Elasticity
Justyne, age 11, Philippines
What did the clever coin say to the stupid coin?
"Use your sense."
Anandhi, age 7, South Africa
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater!
Anonymous, USA
If you hear me you will want to share me. If you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A secret!
Joyce, age 10, USA
Where did Santa Claus go for vacation?
The South Pole.
Veronica, age 15, Canada
What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between you and me, something smells."
Naomy, age 10, USA
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Gabe, age 17, USA
Rowan, age 9, USA
Michael, age 14, England
Cassie, age 11, USA
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Mae, age 11, USA
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Tori, age 9, USA
Why did the bear turn red?
Because he was emBEARassed
Amber, age 14, USA
Why did granny put wheels on her rocking chair?
So she could rock and roll.
Maxx, age 10
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers!
Anonymous
What did the octopus say to her boyfriend?
"Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"
Emma, age 8 , USA
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
"Stick with me and we will go places."
Abby, age 11, England
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Abby, age 11, England
What did the music teacher tell the dog when he needed to raise his voice?
"You need to raise your ruff!"
Lauren, age 10, USA
Why throw butter out the window?
To see a butter fly!
Amulya, age 9, USA
Why was the man crawling on the supermarket?
He was finding LOW PRICES!
Ashley, age 11, USA
What hugs are scary?
Bear hugs!
Hannah, age 9, USA
Why does the dinosaur have old bones?
Because it can't afford new ones!
Olivia, age 12, Australia
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
Kaitlyn, age 12, USA
Kaylin, age 8, USA
Billy, age 7, USA
Alfonso, age 9, USA
Brandon, age 9, USA
What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
Terry, age 54, Canada
What monster owns the most clothing?
A wear-wolf.
Cooper, age 9, USA
What do you call a person that hunts paper towels?
A bounty hunter.
Bob, age 11, USA
Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle.
Hope, age 13, USA
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he was going to high school.
Jae, age 9, USA
What did the bee said to the other bee?
Nothing, bees can't talk.
Ana, age 8, USA
What does a net say when it sneezes?
Catch you!
Sophia and Liam, age 10 & 4, USA
Why was the math book so unhappy?
Because it was full of problems!
Sophia, age 8, USA
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie on it.
Audrey, age 9, Canada
Ronnie, age 7, USA
Madison, age 12, USA
What would you get if you crossed a mosquito with a lollipop?
A blood sucker!
Ahmed, age 12, Canada
What am !? I can travel around the whole world but stay in one corner?
A stamp.
Kenya, age 8, America
Chloe , age 11
Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
Because his daddy was a mummy!
Muhim, age 9, England
Why is the letter T like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
Tithi, age 10, India
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe, silly! Breathe!"
Brian, age 10, USA
What is black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed penguin.
Mikayla , age 10, USA
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Baou5, age 11
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
Chicken legs for everyone!
The Doctor
What do cats call Santa?
Santa Claws!
Lorean, age 11, USA
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests.
Meagan, age 10, Canada
Atrubah, age 11, USA
What happens when you cross a snowman and a snake?
Frostbite.
DD, age 10, USA
Justin, age 9, USA
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 8 9.
Nawal, age 9, USA
Hannah, age 9, USA
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
Haley, age 12, USA
Why didn't the skeleton join the cheer squad?
He didn't have the spirit!
Alyson, age 8, USA
Why do dragons sleep all day?
Because they fight nights!
Jaspi, age 10, Canada
How's your breakfast?
EGGcellent!
Jay, age 12, Canada
What do pigs do when they play basketball?
HOG the ball!
Anonymous
What do you call a person that's rich
Bill!
Bethany, age 10, USA
Why can't the animals at the zoo take a test?
There are too many cheetahs!
Catie, age 7, USA
Why did the students eat their homework?
Their teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Starla, age 12, Canada
Jodie, age 8, England
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Geoffrey, Australia
