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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings June 1, 2008!

Chicken jokes! Cluck them out!

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What does a tree like to drink with his lunch?
Root beer!

Yansan, age 10, Canada

Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was retired.

Kyle, age 10, Canada

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his flatmate.

Amy, age 10, Scotland

Why did the one-eyed dragon have to close down his school?
Because he only had one pupil!

Avinda, age 11, England

What did one wave say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved.

Yohan, age 31, Ireland
Daniella, age 9, USA

If there is an electric train travelling north which way does the smoke travel?
There isn't any smoke because it's an electric train.

Nikki, age 7, England

What kind roof is always wet?
The roof of your mouth!

Brandon, age 11, USA

What did one candy say to the other candy?
"We were mint for each other!"

Ali, age 11, USA

Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

Kiana, age 10, Canada

What is the difference between a baker and an elephant?
One bakes the bread and the other one breaks the bed.

Pranali, age 12, India

How do you get rid of unwanted varnish?
Just take away the 'r' and it will vanish.

Pranali, age 12, India

There was a man on a 100 foot ladder he fell off but he didn't get hurt, scratched, scarred or bruised. How is this possible?
He was on the first step!

Chelsea, age 11, Australia

What's black and white and red all over?
Elmo in a tuxedo!

Rabacce, age 7, USA

A boy walks up to a random person and says, "I can answer any question you give me." Do you think he can?
Yes, because he doesn't have to answer them correctly, he just has to answer them.

Bethany, age 13, England

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Doug

How did the basketball players stay cool?
They have many fans.

Kalub, age 11, USA

What did the biscuit say when a car ran over him ?
"Oh, crumbs!"

Ore, age 10, Ireland

What is a rabbit's favourite type of music?
Hip Hop!

Isabel, age 10, USA

What did the Autumn leaf say to the other?
"I'm falling for you!"

Zoe, age 9, USA

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to.

Sara, age 12, USA
Jonathan, age 11, USA
Chantal, age 10, USA

What happened to the donkey who didn't eat?
He died!

Nick, age 10, Canada

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!

Rebecca, age 13, USA
Raven, age 14, USA

There is a one story, green house. What colour are the stairs?
There are no stairs.

Katie, age 13, UK

How do you keep a fool in suspense?
_______________

Katie, age 13, UK

Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To save the world.

Kayla, age 10, USA

Why was Cinderella really bad at football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Aniqha, age 12, England

What do you get when you cross a water balloon with a needle?
You all get wet!

Lee, age 10, Malaysia

What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake!

Connor, age 6, USA

What did the foot say to the sock?
"I'm putting you on."

Natasha, age 11

If you're in a room with no doors and no windows and all you have is a mallet and a pie how do you get out?
Same way you got in.

Josh, age 13, USA

An acorn grew on a pine tree. If the wind is 40 miles per hour on the right and 30 miles per hour on the left which way will the acorn fall?
Acorns don't grow on pine trees!

Connor, age 7, USA

What did the doctor say to the man who was complaining that he was shrinking?
"Don't worry, you could be a little patient."

Fatima, age 11, England

What do you call a bug that know its ABCs?
A spelling bee.

Catherine, age 7, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt and cross the road again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Ashley, age 8, USA

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

Kat, age 13, USA
Elise, age 11, USA
Chloe, age 8, Canada

What flowers grow between your chin and your nose?
TULIPS.

Kaiv, age 6, USA

Why did James throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to make time fly!

Lawrence, age 10, USA
Giavnte, age 14, Asia

Who works for the Queen Ant?
Her servANTS

Delaney, age 11, USA

What has eight ones and a picture of a president?
A one dollar bill.

Isabella, age 11, USA

Why are hurricanes always named after girls?
Did you ever hear of a HIMicane?

Meikan, age 10, Canada

What begins with T and ends with T and is full of T?
A teapot.

Meikan, age 10, Canada

Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had too many problems.

Raj, age 10, Australia

What has 123,456,789 heads and 123,456,789 tails?
123,456,789 quarters.

Kimani, age 16, USA

What crisps can walk?
Walkers.

Charli, age 12, UK

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
"Close the door. I'm dressing!"

Gypsy, age 10, Australia

What always goes up and never comes down?
Your age.

World Champ, age 12, USA

What is green, black and white?
A pickle with a tuxedo on.

Shametrius, age 16, USA

Where do cats adopt babies?
At the litter center.

Tiara, age 10, USA

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with!

Troy, age 7, England
Heather, age 11, NSW
Rebecca, age 12, England

What do dogs eat at the movies?
Pupcorn.

Alice, age 10, America

Would you rather have punch or a punch?
Punch is tasty, a punch hurts! So take some punch to drink!

Alice, age 10, America

Why do golf players always wear two pairs of socks?
Because they might get a hole in one!

Lui, age 6, England

What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head.

Jack, age 6, England

Why is the letter G scary ?
Because it changes a host to a ghost.

Jessika, age 11, India

Why is basketball a messy game?
Because the players dribble all over the floor.

Jessika, age 11, India

A plane crashes in Kansas. Where will you bury the survivors?
Nowhere, survivors are still alive.

Ross, age 11, South Africa

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.

Joseph, age 10, Australia

Seven is an odd number, how do you make it even?
You remove the S from seven and you get even.

Zax, age 23, Zambia

A man had made a place but he is not allowed to go there, name the place?
The ladies washroom.

Megha, age 14, India

How many donkeys do you get on a fire engine?
2 at the back, 2 at the front and 1 on the top going, "Hee, haw!"

Natasha, age 12, England

Where should you put your TV?
On a remote island!

Hailey, age 11, USA

Where was the first french fry born?
In grease.

Molly, age 11, USA

I am in all the words in the world, people use me everyday, I am NOT the Dictionary. What am I?
The Alphabet.

Bahar, age 10, USA

What do you get when you cross a Vampire and a Teacher?
A blood test.

Sneha, age 13, USA
Nabeeh, age 11, Maldives

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chicken on the other side!

Danica, age 10, Canada

Why shouldn't you go in a shower with a pokemon?
Because it will pikachu!

Brent, age 9, Canada

Why did the elephant want to cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Sophie, age 6, Australia
Kora, age 8, USA

Why do some people like pears?
Because they need another one.

Shelby, age 10, Australia

Why did the boy chuck the butter out of the window?
Because he wanted to see the butterfly.

Gabby, age 9, England

What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.

Crystal, age 8, Australia

Where does a ghost hang out during the day?
The living room.

Samantha, age 13, America

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