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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings November 1, 2008!
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Riddles Page 1 of 2
Why do sneakers remind you of mice?
Because they squeak!Sydney, age 8, USA
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.Hayley, age 9, Australia
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had nobody to go with!Kayleigh, age 10, England
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.Haley, age 9, USA
Ando, age 10, AustraliaHow does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.Chelsey, age 12, USA
What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonkey!Haylee, age 12, Australia
Why were the koalas extinct?
They played a game of drop bear.Tahlia, age 12, Australia
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderpants.Emma, age 9, Australia
How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!Mruthika, age 8, Singapore
What happened when the doctor got mad?
He lost his patience.Andell, age 9, USA
What did one cow say to the other?
MOOOOve over!Raha, age 5, New Zealand
Who is the first Irishmen out in the spring?
Patty O'FurnitureBrock, age 13, USA
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.Deanna, age 10, Australia
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was off duty.Jessica, age 13, USA
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.Georgia, age 9, England
Why are graves so popular?
Because people are dying to get into them.Miriam, age 12, United Kingdom
How does a duck fly?
They just wing it!Isabella, age 4, USA
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.Stephanie, age 10
What is too low to go under and too high to jump over?
A building.Zoe, age 9, USA
What did the math book say to the other math book?
"I've got problems."Myissa, age 10, USA
Why didn't the boy die when he drank poison?
Because he was in the living room.Jaylene and Mary, age 11 & 12, Australia
A man leaves home. He makes 3 left turns and meets a man in a mask. What is this man's job?
He is a baseball player.Kenny, age 9, USA
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh!Lulu, age 7, India
Why didn't the wolf know where he was?
He was a WHEREwolf.Christian, age 8, USA
What do a chicken and a band have in common?
They both have drum sticks!Lorena, age 11, USA
What does the sun skate on?
Solarblades!Lorena, age 11, USA
What pet does everyone have?
An armpet!Zoe, age 8, Australia
Who is the president if the vice president dies?
The president!Joe, age 10, USA
Why do Koala's carry their baby on their back?
Because it's too hard to push a pram up a tree.Chloe and Lexi, age 9 & 6, Australia
Where do clothes take a bath?
In the washing machine!Shreya, age 12, India
What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, a rooster and a cow?
Cocker poodle moo.Patrick, age 8, USA
How does the biologist like to communicate?
With his cell phone.Hammad, age 9, England
Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
Because they're too hard to iron.Julian, age 11, UK
What do you call a brown oval that has stitches?
A footballZoe , age 9, USA
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no BODY to go with!Eliza, age 11, Egypt
Kayleigh, age 11, IrelandWhy did the carrots laugh?
Because they saw the salad dressing!Jackie, age 10, Canada
What happens when a cow is stuck in an earthquake?
A milkshake!Kausalya, age 11, Malaysia
Why are baby boys dressed in blue and baby girls dressed in pink?
Because they can't dress themselves!Alyssa, age 10
What do you call a robot that farms?
A transFARMER.Reldo, age 36, England
What's your name if you sit under a cow?
Pat.Issy, age 9, England
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the squirrel it wasn't impossible.Luke, age 10, USA
Did you hear about the football player who used perfume?
He was scent off.Sally, age 9, Russia
What did the person who worked at Disney World say when the ride fell down?
"Donald, Duck!"Alyssa, age 11, USA
What do you call Safeway when it is burned down?
COLES!Alana, age 10, Australia
Why did the boy go to the party with a nappie?
Because he was a party pooper.Jenwin, age 10, Australia
What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"Jenna, age 11
What did the jack o' lantern say to his pesky brother?
"Cut it out."Jenna, age 11
What did the wise monkey say to the other not so wise monkey?
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey?"Kurisu, age 13, Australia
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had no guts.Joe, age 10, Australia
Morgan, age 8, USA
Ellieee, age 15, AustraliaWhat did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed!"Jooraden, age 13, Australia
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