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What does Santa say in a race?
"Ready, set, HO!"
What do you call a Christmas duck?
A Christmas quacker!
What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
Where did Santa Claus go for vacation?
What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
What is Santa's favorite snack?
Where did Santa get his fridge from?
Comet! (Comet is an electrical shop in England and also one of the reindeer.)
Why did Mrs Christmas put make up on her head?
Because she could'nt MAKE UP her mind.
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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
He went on his web site!
What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Where do pencils live?
What has holes and can still hold water?
Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
Frankenstein because Dracula stinks.
Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Why don't they play cards in Africa anymore?
There are too many Cheetahs!
What do ghosts like for Halloween?
Who did Dracula take to the movies?
His GHOUL friend.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A cowboy rides to town on Friday and 3 days later he leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is called Friday!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
The letter E!
What's black and white and read all over?
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
Because they couldn't find their bats.
Why doesn't anyone like Piglet?
Because he plays with Pooh.
If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
the strongest animals in the ocean?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
A baby, a teenager, and a old lady or man.
What did one berry say to the other berry?
"I love you BERRY much!"
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
What do ghosts like for dessert?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side.
What is white when dirty and black when clean?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
What did the ketchup say to the tomato?
C'mon catch up!
What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Which one is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. You can catch cold!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
Because they needed a ride home!
You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.
What gets smaller as it gets higher?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
"You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quarterback!
The red house was on the left and the green house was on the right, so where was the white house?
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You're too young to smoke."
What does a cow grow on its face?
How does a tree get on the computer?
It logs on!
Why was the calculator sad?
Because it had too many problems to solve!
Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
The living room.
What did the ghost say to his wife?
"You look so BOOtiful."
I have 7 children half of them were boys, what is the other half?
They were all boys.
What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
One is bald.
Why was 10 afraid of 9?
Because 9 8 7!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
There is a grandpa, father and a son going fishing. They each catch one fish. All together they have 2 fish. How is this possible?
The grandpa is also a father and the father is the son.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
Look at the 5th word.
What do Justin Bieber and Pinnochio have in common?
They both want to be real boys?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What's the difference between 0 and an 8?
The 8 is wearing a belt!
The red man lives in the red house, the blue person lives in the blue house so who lives in the white house?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What do you get when you mix a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
You are in a room that has no doors, windows, or any other exits. The only thing it does have is a mirror. How do you escape?
You look in the mirror, see what you saw, and use the saw to cut a hole in the wall.
What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
When they went on their honeyMOOn.
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