Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
is a mummy's favourite type of music?
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
didn't Dracula have any friends?
was a pain in the neck!
does a bird say at Halloween?
does a panda ghost eat?
do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
did one casket say to the other casket?
that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
when you're spooken to."
kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
is the problem with two twin witches?
never know which witch is which!
did the ghosts go for vacation?
pants do ghosts wear?
do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
chicken sand witch.
does a ghost call his mom and dad?
did the skeleton order with his drink?
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
won the zombie war?
it was dead even.
did the ghost go on vacation?
did Dracula go to the library?
wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
wide scream TV.
did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
eels are killing me!"
do you call candy corn?
do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
school subject is a witch good at?
did the ghosts eat for dinner?
did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
you can see right through him.
do you call a witch at the beach?
couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
he didn't have the guts.
did the skeleton go scuba diving?
he wanted to get some muscles!
did the vampire give up acting?
he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
there was a dog on the other side.
do skeletons say before they start to eat?
do ghosts serve for dessert?
monster wears the most clothes?
do you make a witch itch?
away her W.
did the ghost teacher say to her class?
the board and I'll go through it again."
didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
he had no body to go with.
did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
he had no body to dance with!
is a witch's favourite food?
was the little ghost crying?
he wanted his mummy.
did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their
way to a Halloween party?
do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
do witches fly around on broomsticks?
vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
do you do when you see a ghost?
away of course!
does a vampire keep his money?
a blood bank.
do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs.
Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
did one ghost say to the other ghost?
time no see."
did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
do you call a mummy eating in bed?
do you go when a ghost is chasing you?
To the living room!
is a skeleton's favourite drink?
it's white and good for your bones.
Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck!
do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
don't know, but it doesn't sound good to me!
do you call a fat vampire slayer?
did the Cyclops close his school?
he only had one pupil.
didn't the ghost go boo?
it had no guts.
do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
do you call two witches who share a broom?
do you call two witches that live together?
do you call a nervous witch?
do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
does a ghost keep in its stable?
do ghosts like their eggs?
was Frankenstien's birth?
can't you tell a skeleton a secret?
Because it goes in one ear and out the other.
do you call a dead person in the closet?
1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
kind of streets do zombies live on?
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
The actors get stage fright.
What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
did the little ghost say to his mom?
got a boo boo."
is a ghost's favourite ride?
do witches call for in a hotel room?
do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
do you call an overweight pumpkin?
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
did one ghost say to the other?
you believe in people?!"
do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
do ghosts get their mail?
the ghost office.
do skeletons say at the front door?
Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Q. Why was the big hairy , two-headed monster top of the class in school?
A. Because two heads are better than one.
Q. Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
A. Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks!
Q. What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?
A. A cariboo!
Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.