Squigly's Easter Jokes and Riddles

What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg? Squigly's Easter yokes! Here's a collection of our favorite Easter jokes and riddles.

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Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it .

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit ?
A. The tame way.

Q. What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
A. A bunny toot!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What stories do bunnies like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ana.
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mora.
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

... more Easter fun.

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