Squigly's Jokes & Riddles for Kids


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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page.

Riddles

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it .

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit ?
A. The tame way.

Q. What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
A. A bunny toot!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Knock, Knock Joke

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)


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