Q. What
do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot
cross bunnies.
Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"
Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.
Q. How
do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make
a noise like a carrot.
Q. How
do rabbits travel?
A. By
HAREplanes.
Q. Where
does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.
Q. What
kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones
with hoppy endings.
Q. How
did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He
hopped he could.
Q. What
do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs
Bunny!
Q. What
do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A
runny bunny.
Q. How
do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You
neak up on it .
Q.
How do you kill a tame rabbit ?
A. The
tame way.
Q. What's
invisible and smells like a carrot?
A. A
bunny toot!
Q. What
do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The
oyster bunny.
Q. Why
do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because
they don't want to be nearsighted!
Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!
Q. What
kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip
Hop.
Q. What
does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get
wet!
Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.
Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. What stories do bunnies like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ana.
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mora.
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!
(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny
side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay
on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!
