Why did the Chicken cross the web? To get to Squigly's Chicken Jokes. Here is a collection of the best chicken riddles and jokes we've received over the years. Hope they make you laugh. If you've got one that you think we should add to this list send it in!
Riddles
Why
did the chicken cross the road?
To
get to the other side.
Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
She was already across the street.
Why
did the hen cross the road?
To
prove she wasn't a chicken!
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them they'd break!
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.
Why
did the chicken cross the road?
To
get to Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Why did the chicken join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What day do chickens hate most?
Fry-days!
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
Ham and eggs!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He wanted to impress the chicks!
Why
did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because
chickens weren't invented yet.
Why
did the duck cross the road?
Because
it was the chicken's day off!
Why
did the gum cross the road?
Because
it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
What's
the difference between a grape and a chicken?
They're
both purple, except the chicken!
Why
couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because
he was chicken!
Why
did the turkey cross the road?
To
prove that he wasn't chicken!
Why
did the rooster cross the road?
The
chicken was sick.
Why
did the bear cross the road?
To
eat the dead chicken.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order!
What did the chicken say when it laid a square
egg?
"Ouch!"
Why
did the elephant cross the road?
Because
the chicken retired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his girlfriend was on the other side.
What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A dirty double crosser.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
How does a chicken tell time?
One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...
How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
Why did the fox cross the road?
To look for the chicken.
Why did the frog cross the road?
He was following the chicken!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!
Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
He wanted to pat the chicken.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side faster.
What did the bad chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide.
If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
He tied himself to the chicken.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.
Where are chicks born?
In Chick-cago.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To save the world.
Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
In a shopping bag.
Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
He wanted to impress the chicks!
Jokes
A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that.
When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
