Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!
Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!
Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!
Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!
Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Snow laughing matter!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!