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Jokes: Winter

Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm in a blizzard? Sit by the fire and read Squigly's winter jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Winter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these winter jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Jokes

Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

... more Winter fun.

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