Squigly Jokes and Riddles

Jokes: Winter

Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm in a blizzard? Sit by the fire and read Squigly's winter jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Winter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these winter jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

... more Winter fun.

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