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Jokes: Winter

Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm in a blizzard? Sit by the fire and read Squigly's winter jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Winter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these winter jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

... more Winter fun.

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