Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!
Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!
Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Snow laughing matter!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!