Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!
Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!
Snow laughing matter!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!