Squigly Jokes and Riddles

Jokes: Winter

Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm in a blizzard? Sit by the fire and read Squigly's winter jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Winter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these winter jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

... more Winter fun.

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