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Valentine Jokes

Why was Cupid giggling? He was reading Squigy's Valentine jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Valentine's Day. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D


Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

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