Squigly Jokes and Riddles

Jokes: Valentines

Valentine's Day Jokes and Riddles

Why was Cupid giggling? He was reading Squigy's Valentine jokes and riddles! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Valentine's Day. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

Funny Valentine Jokes for Kids!


Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

If you'd like to see more Valentine jokes just reload the page.

... more Valentine fun.

Riddles | Knock-Knock Jokes | Jokes
Animal Jokes | Banana Jokes | Cat Jokes | Chicken Jokes | Computer Jokes | Dinosaur Jokes
Doctor Jokes | Dog Jokes | Elephant Jokes | Food Jokes | Insect Jokes | Movie Jokes
Music Jokes | Outer Space Jokes | School Jokes | Sports Jokes | Winter Jokes
Christmas Jokes | Easter Jokes | Halloween Jokes | St. Patrick's Day Jokes | Thanksgiving Jokes | Valentine Jokes

Play fun games online.
Read jokes and riddles sent in by Squigly's friends.
Pencil Puzzles
Pencil Puzzles
Coloring Pages
Coloring Pages
Brain Teasers
Brain Teasers
Mad Libs
Mad Libs
Seasons & Holidays
Seasons & Holidays
Home Privacy Policy Copyright © 1998- Barb Willner. All rights reserved. Contact Squigly Site Map