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Valentine Jokes

Why was Cupid giggling? He was reading Squigy's Valentine jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Valentine's Day. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

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