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Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Riddles

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids!

Why couldn't the farmer find the turkey? He was inside reading Squigly's Thanksgiving Day jokes and riddles! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Thanksgiving. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Thanksgiving jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Why did the potatoes turn red?
A. They saw the turkey dressing!

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Jokes

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No, ma'am. They're dead."
 

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