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Thanksgiving Jokes

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids!

Why couldn't the farmer find the turkey? He was inside reading Squigly's Thanksgiving jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Thanksgiving. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Thanksgiving jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. Why did the potatoes turn red?
A. They saw the turkey dressing!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Jokes

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No, ma'am. They're dead."
 

... more Thanksgiving fun.

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