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Funny St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids
Funny St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids

St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Why was the leprechaun feeling lucky? He just found Squigly's St. Patrick's Day jokes. Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about St. Patrick's Day. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A. A sham-rock!

Q. Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A. Because you should never press your luck!

Q. Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A. Because they are short tempered!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A. A poor horse is going barefoot!

Q. Where will you always find a leprechaun?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A. To keep from falling in the stew!

Q. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A. A Shamrock Shake!

Q. Why do frogs and alligators like St. Patrick's Day?
A. Because they are already wearing green!

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. When does the leprechaun cross the road?
A. When it's green!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A. A little man having a hopping good time!

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Real rocks would be too heavy!

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford their air fare!

Q. How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A. He took a short cut!

Q. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A. He gets wet!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Where will you always find gold?
A. In the dictionary.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

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