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Sports Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about sports. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these sports jokes will make you LOL! :D

LOL, funny sports jokes for kids by kids!


Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.

Q. Why didn't they let Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she kept running away from the ball.

Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.

Q. What do wrestler's drinks come in?
A. Six packs!

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. What lights up the soccer stadium?
A. The match!

Q. Why shouldn't you play with tennis players?
A. They cause too much of a racket.

Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!

Q. What is a boxer's favorite drink?
A. Punch!

Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.

Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!

Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What sport do hairdressers love the most?

Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!

Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raoul who?
Raoul with the punches!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let's who?
Let's go for a swim!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canoe who?
Canoe you come over and play?


You are in a closed iron box. It is ten feet tall and you are three inches tall. All you have is a bat and ball. How do you get out?
You try to hit the ball once. You miss. Strike 1.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 2.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 3.
You are out!

The difference between a boxer and a man with a cold is that... One knows his blows and another blows his nose!

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