Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Just in time for school!
Canoe help me with my homework?