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Squigly's School Jokes, School Riddles and School Knock Knock Jokes

Why were the kids laughing in the classroom? Because they were reading Squigly's Jokes and Riddles of course! Here is our funny collection of school jokes , school knock knock jokes and school riddles. They are guaranteed to make you LOL!

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Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!

Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"

Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!

Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.

Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. Which building has the most stories?
A. Library!

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.

Q. Which bet can't be won?
A. Alphabet.

Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!

Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
A. Spelling.

Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.

Q. What do you do with dead elements?
A. Barium!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.

Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Jokes

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat anywhere they want.
 

A teacher asked a girl, "How was the Red Sea formed?"
The girl said, "Sorry Miss, I don't know who painted it."
 

Principal: Well, Ronald, I hear you missed the first day back to school.
Ronald: Yeah, but I didn't miss it very much.
 

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell Crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 

A teacher asked a boy a question after she had read her lesson. The boy just held his ears and shut his mouth
"Why are you not giving me any answer?"
"Because what ever you taught me goes in my ears and if I open my mouth, I will forget everything you said."
 

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it.
Student: If I had a sweater with ten buttons and two fell off, then I would only have to fascinate (fasten eight)!
 

Student: The brain is a wonderful thing.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Teacher: Take a seat!
Student: Take it where?
 

Dad: Why is your test score so low?
Girl: Because of absence.
Dad: You were absent?
Girl: No, the girl next to me was.
 

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