Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Just in time for school!