Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Just in time for school!
Canoe help me with my homework?