Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Canoe help me with my homework?
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?