Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Canoe help me with my homework?