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School Jokes

Funny back to school jokes and riddles for kids, by kids!

Why were the kids laughing in the classroom? Because they were reading Squigly's Jokes and Riddles of course! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about school. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these school jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.

Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"

Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.

Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.

Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. Which building has the most stories?
A. Library!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Jokes

Teacher: What is the purpose of having school?
Student: Without school, there wouldn't be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.
 

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
 

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth?
Boy: I don't know?
Teacher: Think of the apple story.
Boy: I know, Granny Smith!
 

A teacher said to his students, "Give me a sentence with lettuce."
The students said, "Lettuce out of school early!"
 

Student: The brain is a wonderful thing.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
 

Teacher: Are you cold?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: Go sit in the corner it's 90 degrees!
 

Mother: George, why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
George: It is not a zero, Mum. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!
 

A teacher said to a student could you count to ten for me. This is what the kid said: "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10."
The teacher asked, "Where is 9."
"7 ate 9," said the student matter-of-factly.
 

A boy was told to write a 100 word essay. He thought for a bit then started. 'I went out to call my cat in for the night, so I called 'kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...'
 

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
 

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