Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Just in time for school!
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!