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School Jokes

Funny back to school jokes and riddles for kids, by kids!

Why were the kids laughing in the classroom? Because they were reading Squigly's Jokes and Riddles of course! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about school. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these school jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."

Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. What tools do you need for math?
A. MultiPLIERS.

Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.

Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.

Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!

Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.

Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!

Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. What do you do with dead elements?
A. Barium!

Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Jokes

Teacher: Take a seat!
Student: Take it where?
 

Teacher: Mark can you tell me what you would like to be in the future?
Mark: I'd like to be a billionaire and be famous.
Teacher: Interesting, what about you Esther.
Esther: I'd like to be Mark's wife!
 

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
 

A teacher asked a girl, "How was the Red Sea formed?"
The girl said, "Sorry Miss, I don't know who painted it."
 

Teacher: Have you completed the work at home?
Student: No, sir.
Teacher (angrily): Why?
Student: Because my father has hired servants to do the work at home.
 

It was the first day of school and the teacher asked all the troublemakers to stand up. Finally this girl stood up and the teacher asked, "Are you a troublemaker?"
The girl said, "No." The teacher asked why she was standing and the girl said, "You looked lonely."
 

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth?
Boy: I don't know?
Teacher: Think of the apple story.
Boy: I know, Granny Smith!
 

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell Crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I.
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie. Always say I am.
Millie: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
 

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