Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?