Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Just in time for school!
Canoe help me with my homework?
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!