Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?