Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Canoe help me with my homework?