Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Just in time for school!
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!