Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Canoe help me with my homework?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Just in time for school!