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School Jokes

Funny back to school jokes and riddles for kids, by kids!

Why were the kids laughing in the classroom? Because they were reading Squigly's Jokes and Riddles of course! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about school. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these school jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."

Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.

Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.

Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
A. HISStory!

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.

Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Jokes

Mom: Why aren't you doing well in history?
Child: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
 

A teacher once asked a boy, "Where is the Dead Sea?"
The boy replied, "Miss, I never knew it was sick."
 

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat anywhere they want.
 

Student asking his teacher: Do you punish people for things they don't do?
Teacher: No.
Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework today.
 

Dad: Why is your test score so low?
Girl: Because of absence.
Dad: You were absent?
Girl: No, the girl next to me was.
 

A teacher said, "Children, stand in a straight circle!"
 

Invisible Boy's Mother: Why are your grades so low?
Invisible Boy: Because the teacher always marks me absent.
 

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
 

Teacher: What is the purpose of having school?
Student: Without school, there wouldn't be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.
 

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
 

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