Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Canoe help me with my homework?
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad we are out of school?