Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Canoe help me with my homework?
Just in time for school!