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Why were the kids laughing in the classroom? Because they were reading Squigly's Jokes and Riddles of course! Here is our funny collection of school jokes , school knock knock jokes and school riddles. They are guaranteed to make you LOL!

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Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.

Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.

Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.

Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"

Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Jokes

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
 

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
 

A teacher asked her first grade class to bring their birth certificates to class. When the time came to give them to her, David stood up and said very politely, "Teacher, I forgot my excuse for being born."
 

A teacher asked a girl, "How was the Red Sea formed?"
The girl said, "Sorry Miss, I don't know who painted it."
 

Teacher: Fred, the story you handed in called "Our Dog," is exactly like your brother's.
Fred: Of course. It's the same dog.
 

"Teacher, Teacher I need to pee!"
"Let me hear your ABC's."
"Okay, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z."
"Good job, except where is the P?"
"Halfway down my leg!"
 

Mother: George, why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
George: It is not a zero, Mum. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!
 

There was a kid named Joey and he couldn't add, so when they had a test on addition he copied off John's paper. When he was finished with the test his teacher said: Joey why did you copy off John's paper?
Joey: I didn't.
Teacher: Yes you did.
Joey: How did you know?
Teacher: I knew because when John wrote, "I don't know," on question #6, you wrote, "me neither."
 

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell Crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 

Now I lay my head to rest
A pile of books upon my chest
If I shall die before I wake
That's one less test I have to take.
 

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