Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Just in time for school!
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Canoe help me with my homework?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Orange you glad we are out of school?