Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?