Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!