Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Canoe help me with my homework?
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?