Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Just in time for school!
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Canoe help me with my homework?