Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Just in time for school!