Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Just in time for school!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?