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Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.