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Funny Riddles for Kids

Funny Riddles for Kids
We've got lots of funny riddles and jokes for kids! Our collection of riddles have been submitted by kids from all over the world. Get ready to laugh out loud while you read our collection of child-friendly riddles. If you're looking for a specific type of riddle or joke check out our menu at the bottom of this page.

Funny Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).

Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
A. Mini-Soda!

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!

Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. What has a neck but can't swallow?
A. A bottle.

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q. What comes down but never goes up?
A. Rain.

Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
A. Lockjaw.

Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"

Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!

Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!

Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!

Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.

Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.

Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.

Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.

Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!

Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

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