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Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. What has a neck but can't swallow?
A. A bottle.
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)