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Funny Riddles for Kids

Funny Riddles for Kids
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Funny Riddles

Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
A. ANT-arctica!

Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.

Q. Say milk five times really fast. Now, what do cows drink?
A. Water.

Q. What tools do you need for math?
A. MultiPLIERS.

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!

Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"

Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!

Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!

Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.

Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!

Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!

Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.

Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. PURRple!

Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
A. "Draw."

Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.

Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
A. C-A-T!

Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
A. ADOORable!

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.

Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

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