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Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!