To read some more funny riddles just
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. Why did the son put his father on top of the freezer?
A. He wanted an ice pop!
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.