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Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"
Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.