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Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?
A. The oyster bunny!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?