To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!