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Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?