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We've got lots of funny jokes and riddles for you! These riddles have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh.

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
A. Boxing!

Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
A. Mary!

Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!

Q. What letter is a part of the head?
A. I.

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.

Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
A. "Draw."

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!

Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!

Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.

Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.

Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.

Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.

Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!

Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!

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