To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!