We've got lots of funny riddles and jokes for you! We know these riddles that will be sure to make you LOL! :D
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. Why did the son put his father on top of the freezer?
A. He wanted an ice pop!
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!