To read some more funny riddles just
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.
Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"