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We've got lots of funny jokes and riddles for you! These riddles have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.

Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.

Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.

Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
A. STINKerbell.

Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.

Q. What letter is an exclamation?
A. O!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. "Dam!"

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.

Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.

Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!

Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.

Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.

Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!

Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
A. OINKment!

Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
A. AcroBATS!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.

Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!

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