To read some more funny riddles just
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!