To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!