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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. What do you call a crab that will not share?
A. A selfish. (Shellfish)
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!