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Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)