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Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.
Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. What do you call a smart pig?