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Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"