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Riddles for Kids

We've got lots of funny riddles and jokes for you! We know these riddles that will be sure to make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!

Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!

Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!

Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
A. March.

Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!

Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.

Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.

Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
A. Darkness.

Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
A. Earth.

Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!

Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.

Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!

Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.

Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.

Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!

Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
A. TWEETment.

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
A. Time.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.

Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
A. Light.

Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.

Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.

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