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Q. What state can you drink?
A. Mississippi!

Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."

Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!

Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"

Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.

Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"

Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!

Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!

Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
A. Quackers.

Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"

Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
A. Bark.

Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
A. Bison!

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