To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. How do eggs get to the shop?
A. In a CARton!
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!