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Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!