To read some more funny riddles just
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What's a monkey's favorite snack?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. What colour is a burp?
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?