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We've got lots of funny jokes and riddles for you! These riddles have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!

Q. What colour is a burp?
A. BURPle!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."

Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!

Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!

Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!

Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.

Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.

Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!

Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.

Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!

Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.

Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.

Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!

Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
A. "Draw."

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.

Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!

Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!

Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"

Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

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