We've got lots of funny riddles and jokes for you! We know these riddles that will be sure to make you LOL! :D
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.