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We've got lots of funny jokes and riddles for you! These riddles have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!

Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.

Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!

Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.

Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!

Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.

Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)

Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.

Q. What's better than 24?
A. 25.

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.

Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"

Q. What country has the most church bells?
A. BELLgium!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.

Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.

Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!

Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!

Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!

Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!

Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
A. Laundry.

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