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Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.
Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!