To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."
Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.