To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
Q. What has two heads and runs faster the longer it stands?
A. An hourglass.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. Why did the son put his father on top of the freezer?
A. He wanted an ice pop!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!