To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!