To read some more funny riddles just
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?