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Funny Riddles for Kids
We've got lots of funny jokes and riddles for you! These riddles have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A. Reality.

Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."

Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.

Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!

Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!

Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!

Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.

Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. "Dam!"

Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
A. Russell.

Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.

Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
A. Dead.

Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun

Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.

Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!

Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!

Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.

Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!

Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.

Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.

Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!

Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.

Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.

Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!

Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
A. Pumps.

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