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We've got lots of funny jokes and riddles for you! These riddles have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.

Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!

Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
A. HORSEpital.

Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!

Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.

Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
A. Mussels!

Q. How many letters are in envelope?
A. One.

Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.

Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!

Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
A. MAGMAlena.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)

Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!

Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi.

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
A. KENtucky!

Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"

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