Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!