Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.