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Music Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about music. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these music jokes will make you LOL! :D

Funny music jokes for kids by kids!


Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing who?


Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"

A man walks into a computer store.

Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store!
Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well.
Owner: Well, we have Macs.
Man: No, no.
Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection?
Man: Okay.
Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele)

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