Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.