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Music Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about music. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these music jokes will make you LOL! :D

Funny music jokes for kids by kids!




Riddles

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Jokes

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

A man walks into a computer store.

Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store!
Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well.
Owner: Well, we have Macs.
Man: No, no.
Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection?
Man: Okay.
Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele)
Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

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