Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"