Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.