Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"