Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"