Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"