Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.