Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!