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Music Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about music. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these music jokes will make you LOL! :D

Funny music jokes for kids by kids!

Riddles

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Jokes

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

A man walks into a computer store.

Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store!
Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well.
Owner: Well, we have Macs.
Man: No, no.
Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection?
Man: Okay.
Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele)
Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

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