Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.