Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!