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Music Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about music. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these music jokes will make you LOL! :D

Funny music jokes for kids by kids!

Riddles

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Jokes

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

A man walks into a computer store.

Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store!
Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well.
Owner: Well, we have Macs.
Man: No, no.
Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection?
Man: Okay.
Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele)
Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

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