Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!