Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.