Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!