Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"