Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.