Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"