Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Maida force be with you!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?