Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
Maida force be with you!
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?