Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?
Maida force be with you!