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Movie Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about movies. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these movie jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!

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