Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
Maida force be with you!