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Movie Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about movies. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these movie jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!

Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"

Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

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