Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Maida force be with you!