Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
Maida force be with you!