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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bo
Bo who?
That's bogus!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Three pigs
Three pigs who?
Three pigs who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monkey
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Come in...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Rubber
Rubber who?
Rubber ducky!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Know one is there, you're alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex! who?
Alex Plain when you let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Whatcha Jamaican?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Evan
Evan who?
Evan comes after odd.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Euorupe
Euorupe who?
Euorupe early today!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Answer and the door and you'll find out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Raichu are!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Matthew
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
You don't have to get so excited!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya pass the milk? I'm thirsty.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justice
Justice who?
Justice once, let me in please.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Love
Love who?
Don't you love me?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Poll
Poll who?
Police!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm here?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a cold.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock you out!

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