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Funny Knock Knock jokes for Kids

We've got lots of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D





Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan. You lose!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Rubber
Rubber who?
Rubber ducky!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm here?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Zaire
Zaire who?
Zaire is polluted!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Butch
Butch who?
Butch you little arms around me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a cold.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You never told me you're an owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Poll
Poll who?
Police!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Come in...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yodel-hee-
Yodel-hee- who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dasum
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don't know who Elmo is?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages let me in.

Will you remember in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember in a day?
Yes.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie the shopping in will you? It weighs a ton.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Clara
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!

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