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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Your mom
Your mom who?
Your mom! Now open the door or you're grounded.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You know my name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya pass the milk? I'm thirsty.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a cold.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You haven't even opened the door yet!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup...
Arr!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Answer and the door and you'll find out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss, and I will Joe home.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shocking
Shocking who?
Shocking you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Isn't that a drink?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl or something!?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know yourself!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
For
For who?
For you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie the shopping in will you? It weighs a ton.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
It's me
It's me who?
It's me. Don't you remember?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben and Jimmy
Ben and Jimmy who?
Ben down and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Sorry, mustache!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire out the room!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shh
Shh who?
Shh yourself. I'm trying to watch a movie!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Whatcha Jamaican?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Euorupe
Euorupe who?
Euorupe early today!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A tish
A tish who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doorbell
Doorbell who?
Doorbell delivery!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
A door stands between us, open up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.

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