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Funny Knock Knock jokes for Kids

We've got lots of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup...
Arr!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raoul
Raoul who?
Raoul with the punches!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Hold on, I have to sneeze!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Know one is there, you're alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You never told me you're an owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm here?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing?!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
It's me
It's me who?
It's me. Don't you remember?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages let me in.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Matthew
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Rubber
Rubber who?
Rubber ducky!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cobra
Cobra who?
Go brush your teeth!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo mama!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennessee
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.

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