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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shocking
Shocking who?
Shocking you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Evan
Evan who?
Evan comes after odd.

Knock, knock
Who's there?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Silence
Silence who?
(Stay quiet)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Russian
Russian who?
Stop rushin' me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Know one is there, you're alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
You don't know me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Avada Kadavra!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan. You lose!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raoul
Raoul who?
Raoul with the punches!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss, and I will Joe home.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub. It is overflowing.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup...
Arr!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Echo
Echo who?
Echo who? Echo who?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Melody
Melody who?
Melody is her name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Rubber
Rubber who?
Rubber ducky!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know yourself!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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