Here are the latest jokes and riddles sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings March 1, 2012!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yodel E
Yodel E who?
Quit yodeling, I'm right here!

Bobby, age 12

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Halloween
Halloween who?
Give me candy lady!

Hardik, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa Claus
Santa Claus who?
You don't know who Santa Claus is? That's sad!

Ray, age 16, Canada

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris is locked go away!

Clin, age 13, Palestine

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
. . . . . . .

Katie, age 12, USA
Sabanator, age 12, USA
Dasia, age 7

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your bees wax!

Nabeeha, age 11, Canada

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ready
Ready who?
Ready or not here I come!

Luc, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adidas
Adidas who?
That's it, Adidas!

Carson, age 2, Africa

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Did you just hear an owl?

Summer, age 11, USA
Katlyn, age 12, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sunny
Sunny who?
Sunny it's me!

Samantha, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

Julie, age 9, USA
Mikayla, age 11, USA
Samantha, age 12, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who's there
Stop copying me!

Priscyla, age 9, Canada

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Wow, can you yodel!

Tommas, age 8, Australia
Nate, age 12, USA
Kaylee, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time to come inside.

Caraline, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
What are you whining about now?!

Rosebud, age 11, America

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nerf guns
Nerf guns who?
Kapow!

Chase, age 8, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's our room.

Paige, age 8, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Someone who's too short to reach the doorbell.

Katie, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Catch you
Catch you who?
Catch you later!

Brittney, age 19, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Just me
Just me who?
Just me, your next door neighbour!

Chloe, age 10, England

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oliver
Oliver who?
Oliver problems will go away once you stop telling jokes.

Rebekka, age 10

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jessica
Jessica who?
(pause)
Jessica left.

Jessica, age 12, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who are you talking to?

Carlee, age 8

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Knock, knock who?
Open the door already!

Domonique, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
What are you crying about?

Harley, age 11, USA

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