Squigly's Knock Knock Jokes

Here are the latest jokes and riddles sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings June 1, 2013!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dalmatian
Dalmatian who?
Dalmatians have spots, right?

Sadie, age 6, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Swim
Swim who?
Cannonball! SPLASH!

Grace, age 6, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
HO HO HO!

Alexander, age 4, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell!

Alyssa, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Destiny, age 9, Australia
Callum, age 11, UK

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Mackenzie, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yah
Yah who?
Yahoo.com

JJ

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's right. Doctor Who!

Sana, age 12, England
Tiyana, age 9, United Kingdom

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Whoo wooo
Whoo wooo who?
Quiet down, I'm trying to read!

Waz Up, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Katie , age 12, USA
Analynne, age 13, Canada
Allen, age 10, USA
Ann, age 8, USA
Emilee, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Iris
Iris who?
I bet you are glad Nana's gone!

Millie, age 8, England

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Hannah and Kacie, age 13, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cup
Cup who?
Cupcake!

Daisy, age 9

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Big Ben!

Nischal, age 6, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Yes, I'd love one!

Kaila, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Cars don't go who, they go vom vom!

Andy, age 10, Trinidad and Tobago

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Moo
Moo who?
Will you make up your mind already! Are you a cow or an owl?!

Miranda, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Paige, age 12, USA
Jamie, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!

James, age 7, New Zealand
Pragnya, age 11, Ireland

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Kayla, age 9, America

Knock, knock
Who's there?
No one
No one who?
No one has done this joke yet!

Carsyn, age 5, Canada

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yeah
Yeah who?
Quiet down, I'm trying to read!

Lilly, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hersheys
Hersheys who?
Hershey's Kisses, I love you!

Mariam, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Angus
Angus who?
Angus your coat up!

Felicity, age 8, England

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrup...
MOOOOOOO!

Cheyanne, age 11, Canada
Em, age 10, America

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Makena, age 7, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scooby
Scooby who?
Scooby dooby doo!

Makena, age 7, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Madison, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Picatch
Picatch who?
I choose you!

Kendrick, age 18, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Juan, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf and I'll give you five bucks!

Aesha, age 25, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it!

Crystal, age 10, USA
Tazia, age 7, Canada
Syankitty, age 12, USA
Tamia, age 11, USA
Zoe, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!

Paige, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

Kierra, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me, I forgot my name!

Tam, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Keira, age 7, United Kingdom
Emily, age 9, USA
Alexis, age 7, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!

Simran, age 9, Canada
Parasmiles, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday!

Iveth, age 11
MD, age 19, Singapore

Knock, knock
Who's there?
One plus one equals
One plus one equals who?
One plus one equals two, can't you count!?

Erik, age 45, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry-go-round!

Elice, age 15, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Chooch
Chooch who?
Stop being such a train!

Matteo, age 8, Canada

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You're supposed to say knock knock who.
Knock Knock who?
Sorry you spoiled the joke.

Kelly, age 13, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
I'm robin you!

Cherry Coke, age 12, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita a pen!

Nicholas, age 5, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara phone I can use?

Sara, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yoohoo
Yoohoo who?
Yoohoo, I'm right over here!

Jamila, age 9, Australia

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't eat your ice cream?

Alex, age 8, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wet
Wet who?
Wet me in it's waining?

Mia, age 7, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Didi
Didi who?
Didi or did he not lock this door?

Joy, age 9, Canada

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