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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monkey
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Awe, why are you crying?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little old Lady.
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
That's right! Owls DO who!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aren't you scared?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Daddy
Daddy who?
Are you my daddy?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I love doctor
I love doctor who?
Really? You love Doctor Who?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Make up
Make up who?
Make up my date with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in and we will tell you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Zee!
Zee who?
Can't you zee I'm knocking?!

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Oh I am glad you are having fun.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hoo
Hoo who?
You sound like an owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing?!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna Loo Hoo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting girl.
Interrupt-
Hello!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justice
Justice who?
Justice once, let me in please.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho!
Nacho who?
Nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I'm drowning!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hot
Hot who?
Hot dog!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ant
Ant who?
Anteater!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come !

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nobel!
Nobel who?
No bell. That's why I knocked!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Don't you
Don't you who?
Don't you know who I am?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yah
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dasum
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No, cows moo. Owls who!

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