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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings June 1, 2008!
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Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lemee
Lemee who?
Lemee alone!Ali Marie, age 11, America
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Be bop, be bop, be bop
Be bop, be bop, be bop who?
Who doesn't go with that!Halie, age 9, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
House
House who?
House the weather today?Ujithra, age 12, Canada
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in! It's cold out!Connor, age 7, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl take care of you.Summer, age 9, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!Connor, age 7, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow w...
MOOO!Jordan, age 10, USA
Tanika, age 11, USAKnock, knock.
Who's there?
Police sir
Police sir who?
Police sir, can I have some more.Kelsey, age 7, UK
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aardvark,
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!Anna, age 7, England
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Anybody home?Karunya, age 8, U.S.A.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who?
God bless you!Joanna, age 7, India
Lucy, age 10, USA
Aydin, age 11, AustraliaKnock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen your roomLucy, age 10, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Car go
Car go who?
Car go beep, beep!Molly, age 11, USA knock knock
Toddrica, age 11, USAKnock, knock.
Who's there?
Tele
Tele who?
Telephone.Keuntae, age 10, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!Mario, age 10, USA
Dashanta, age 7
Evan, age 9, IrelandKnock, knock.
Who's there?
You
You who?
Is someone at the door?Emily, age 13, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Horton hears a
Horton hears a who?
Oh, I love that movie!Jessica, age 1, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present.Sarah, age 12, USA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yold lady
Yold lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!Lauren, age 8, USA
Cameron, age 10, USAKnock, knock.
Who's there?
House
House who?
House you doin'?Ms. Million, age 29, USA
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