Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"
Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Roach out and touch someone!
A bee just stung me!
I larva you!
Termite's the night!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.