Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!
Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!
Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."
Roach out and touch someone!
A bee just stung me!
Termite's the night!
I larva you!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.