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Insect Jokes

Funny insect jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about insects. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these insect jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!

Q. Why do Monarch's fly to Mexico?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Jokes

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

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