Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Who is the kind of the insects?
A. The Monarch!
Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.
Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
I larva you!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
A bee just stung me!
Termite's the night!
Roach out and touch someone!