Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!
Termite's the night!
Roach out and touch someone!
A bee just stung me!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
I larva you!