Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!
Q. Why do Monarch's fly to Mexico?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
I larva you!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
A bee just stung me!
Roach out and touch someone!
Termite's the night!