Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."
Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
A bee just stung me!
Roach out and touch someone!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
Termite's the night!
I larva you!