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Insect Jokes

Funny insect jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about insects. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these insect jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Jokes

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

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