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Insect Jokes

Funny insect jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about insects. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these insect jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Jokes

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

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