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Insect Jokes

Funny insect jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about insects. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these insect jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"

Q. Why do Monarch's fly to Mexico?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Jokes

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

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