Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!
Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
A bee just stung me!
Termite's the night!
I larva you!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
Roach out and touch someone!