Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
A bee just stung me!
I larva you!
Termite's the night!
Roach out and touch someone!