Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. Why do Monarch's fly to Mexico?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Roach out and touch someone!
I larva you!
Termite's the night!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
A bee just stung me!