Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!
Termite's the night!
I larva you!
A bee just stung me!
Roach out and touch someone!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.