Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!
Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
Termite's the night!
I larva you!
Roach out and touch someone!
A bee just stung me!