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Insect Jokes

Funny insect jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about insects. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these insect jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Jokes

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

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