Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What do you get when you eat caterpillars?
A. Butterflies in your stomach!
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
Roach out and touch someone!
Termite's the night!
A bee just stung me!
I larva you!