Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!
Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
I larva you!
Termite's the night!
A bee just stung me!
Roach out and touch someone!