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Insect Jokes

Funny insect jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about insects. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these insect jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. What do you get when you eat caterpillars?
A. Butterflies in your stomach!

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. Why do Monarch's fly to Mexico?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. Why don't fleas get cold?
A. They are always in fur coats!

Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Jokes

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

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