Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.
Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Didn't mean to scare you!
Ivana suck your blood.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.