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Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Spooktacular Halloween jokes!

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of Halloween jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these kid's jokes about Halloween will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
A. Dead-ends.

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.

Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!

Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.

Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.

Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"

Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A. Halloween!

Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.

Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
A. FrankenSWINE.

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Jokes

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

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