Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What do you call two witches who share a broom?
A. Broom mates.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
A. I don't know, but it doesn't sound good to me!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!