Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
A. Frankenstein because Dracula sucks.
Q. Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A. Because he wanted to get some muscles!
Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!
Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. Why can't you tell a skeleton a secret?
A. Because it goes in one ear and out the other.
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Ivana suck your blood.
Didn't mean to scare you!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!