Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
A. "Let's get glowing."
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
A. Broom mates.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.
Q. What do witches call for in a hotel room?
A. Broom service.
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Ivana suck your blood.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!