Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?
A. A cariboo!
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!