Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.
Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.
Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A. Because he wanted to get some muscles!
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Didn't mean to scare you!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Ivana suck your blood.