Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.
Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Ivana suck your blood.