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Halloween Jokes

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Halloween. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Halloween jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. What do you do when you see a ghost?
A. Run away of course!

Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!

Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
A. MONSTERizer!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.

Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. "Spook when you're spooken to."

Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.

Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!

Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."

Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
A. Shocking.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Jokes

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

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