Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Ivana suck your blood.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Didn't mean to scare you!