Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
A. Broom mates.
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ivana suck your blood.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Didn't mean to scare you!