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Halloween Jokes

Spooktacular Halloween jokes!

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Halloween. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Halloween jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!

Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
A. Nightmares.

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.

Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.

Q. What do you call two witches who share a broom?
A. Broom mates.

Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.

Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.

Q. What do you read on Halloween?
A. BOO-ks

Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!

Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
A. FrankenSWINE.

Q. What do witches call for in a hotel room?
A. Broom service.

Q. What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne!

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Jokes

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

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