Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Didn't mean to scare you!
Ivana suck your blood.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!