Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.
Q. Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
A. Frankenstein because Dracula sucks.
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne!
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Didn't mean to scare you!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!