Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
A. Broom mates.
Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Ivana suck your blood.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!