Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.
Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Didn't mean to scare you!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Ivana suck your blood.