Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What do you do when you see a ghost?
A. Run away of course!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Ivana suck your blood.
Didn't mean to scare you!