Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!
Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!
Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. Why can't you tell a skeleton a secret?
A. Because it goes in one ear and out the other.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A. A wide scream TV.
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q. Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you?
A. To the living room!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.