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Halloween Jokes

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Halloween. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Halloween jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
A. Mali-BOO.

Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.

Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.

Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
A. Broom mates.

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.

Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
A. Shocking.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!

Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.

Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!

Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.

Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!

Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"

Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Jokes

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

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