Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What do you do when you see a ghost?
A. Run away of course!
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
A. Frankenstein because Dracula sucks.
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Ivana suck your blood.
Didn't mean to scare you!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!