Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!
Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
A. I don't know, but it doesn't sound good to me!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Ivana suck your blood.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!