Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A. A wide scream TV.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
A. I don't know, but it doesn't sound good to me!
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
A. "Let's get glowing."
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Didn't mean to scare you!