Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Ivana suck your blood.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!