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Halloween Jokes

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Halloween. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Halloween jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
A. Nightmares.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.

Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
A. Broom mates.

Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
A. Shocking.

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.

Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"

Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!

Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"

Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.

Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A. Halloween!

Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!

Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.

Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!

Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!

Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."

Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Jokes

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

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