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Halloween Jokes

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here is our collection of best ever Halloween riddles, Halloween knock-knock jokes and Halloween jokes. We know they will keep you LOL!

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Riddles

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Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!

Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.

Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
A. I don't know, but it doesn't sound good to me!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!

Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
A. Mali-BOO.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Jokes

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

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