Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.
Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
A. Broom mates.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.
Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What is a hotdog's favorite phrase?
A. Happy HalloWEINIE!
Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Ivana suck your blood.