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Halloween Jokes

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here is our collection of best ever Halloween riddles, Halloween knock-knock jokes and Halloween jokes. We know they will keep you LOL!

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Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?
A. A cariboo!

Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.

Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.

Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.

Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!

Q. What do you read on Halloween?
A. BOO-ks

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.

Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.

Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.

Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!

Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"

Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.

Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Jokes

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

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