Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. What do you do when you see a ghost?
A. Run away of course!
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.
Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you?
A. To the living room!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Ivana suck your blood.
Didn't mean to scare you!