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Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Spooktacular Halloween jokes!

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Halloween. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Halloween jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What do you read on Halloween?
A. BOO-ks

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.

Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!

Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."

Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.

Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
A. Mali-BOO.

Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A. Because he wanted to get some muscles!

Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)

Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"

Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Jokes

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

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