Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.
Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Didn't mean to scare you!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Ivana suck your blood.