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Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Spooktacular Halloween jokes!

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Halloween. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Halloween jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.

Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.

Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!

Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!

Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
A. Nightmares.

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. "Spook when you're spooken to."

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Jokes

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

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