Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!
Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.
Q. What do you call two witches who share a broom?
A. Broom mates.
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. What do witches call for in a hotel room?
A. Broom service.
Q. What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne!
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Didn't mean to scare you!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Ivana suck your blood.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!