Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.
Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck!
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
A. Broom mates.
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
A. "Let's get glowing."
Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!