Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.
Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.
Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
A. "Let's get glowing."
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
A. I don't know, but it doesn't sound good to me!
Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Ivana suck your blood.