Q. Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A. Because he wanted to get some muscles!
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. What do you do when you see a ghost?
A. Run away of course!
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you?
A. To the living room!
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Ivana suck your blood.
Didn't mean to scare you!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.