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Squigly's Halloween Jokes, Riddles and Knock Knock Jokes

Boo who! Don't cry! Here is our collection of best ever Halloween riddles, knock-knock jokes and jokes. We know they will keep you LOL! To see more free jokes just refresh the page!

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Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What do you call two witches who share a broom?
A. Broom mates.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?
A. A cariboo!

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
A. Mali-BOO.

Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!

Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.

Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!

Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.

Q. Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A. Because he wanted to get some muscles!

Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. Why can't you tell a skeleton a secret?
A. Because it goes in one ear and out the other.

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
A. I don't know, but it doesn't sound good to me!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A. Halloween!

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!

Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.

Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
A. Dead-ends.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Jokes

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

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