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Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Spooktacular Halloween jokes!

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of Halloween jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these kid's jokes about Halloween will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Long time no see."

Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!

Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.

Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. "Spook when you're spooken to."

Q. What do you read on Halloween?
A. BOO-ks

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A. A plumpkin!

Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A. Halloween!

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
A. Nightmares.

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.

Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.

Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
A. Shocking.

Q. Why can't Dracula play baseball?
A. He lost his bat.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Jokes

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

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