Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A. Because he wanted to get some muscles!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.
Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.
Q. Where do ghosts get their mail?
A. At the ghost office.
Q. What do you read on Halloween?
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.
Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"
Ivana suck your blood.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!