Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What school subject is a witch good at?
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A. A wide scream TV.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.
Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.
Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck!
Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!
Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!
Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Didn't mean to scare you!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Ivana suck your blood.