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Squigly's Halloween Jokes, Halloween Riddles and Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here is our collection of best ever Halloween riddles, Halloween knock-knock jokes and Halloween jokes. We know they will keep you LOL!

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Riddles

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Panda Love
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Bone Collector
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Save The Piggy
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Dora's Fast Food
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Numbers and Cannons
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Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.

Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?" (coughing)

Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite drink?
A. Milk, it's white and good for your bones.

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!

Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A. A flying Band-Aid.

Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.

Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.

Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What do you read on Halloween?
A. BOO-ks

Q. What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
A. "My eels are killing me!"

Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
A. MONSTERizer!

Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Jokes

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

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