Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"
Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A. A pumpkin patch.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
A. The actors get stage fright.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What do you do when you see a ghost?
A. Run away of course!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!
Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Didn't mean to scare you!
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.