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Halloween Jokes

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Halloween. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Halloween jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. How was Frankenstien's birth?
A. Shocking.

Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!

Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!

Q. Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?
A. Because there's no point in it!

Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
A. Nightmares.

Q. Why can't you tell a skeleton a secret?
A. Because it goes in one ear and out the other.

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. Why did the ghost join the team?
A. They needed more spirit!

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.

Q. What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A. A wide scream TV.

Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!

Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
A. "Do you believe in people?!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. Why didn't the ghost go boo?
A. Because it had no guts.

Q. Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you?
A. To the living room!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Jokes

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

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