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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D


Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?


Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."

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