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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A. It wanted better buns.

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Jokes

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

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