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Jokes: Food

Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Jokes

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

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