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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
A. Squash.

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Jokes

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

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