Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.
Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"
Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A. Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.
Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
I'm nacho momma!
Cheese a cute girl!
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Peas let me in now!
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?