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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Jokes

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

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