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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"

Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A. Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Jokes

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

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