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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"

Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Jokes

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

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