Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"
Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!
Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!
Q. Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A. It wanted better buns.
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!
Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Peas let me in now!
Wiener you going to get here?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?
Orange you glad I like you.
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.