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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Jokes

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

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