Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yoke.
Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
I8D whole cake!
Peas let me in now!
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!