Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.
Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.
Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!
Orange you glad I like you.
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?
Peas let me in now!
I8D whole cake!
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.
Johnny Apple Seed!