Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!
Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.
Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!
Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"
Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.
Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Peas let me in now!
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
I8D whole cake!
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Ramon noodle soup.