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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yoke.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Jokes

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

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