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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A. Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Jokes

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

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