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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A. It wanted better buns.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Jokes

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

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