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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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