Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!
Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Cheese a cute girl!
Johnny Apple Seed!
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Wiener you going to get here?
Peas let me in now!