Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.
Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!
Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.
Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!
Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. Why was the bread dough sad?
A. It wanted to be kneaded by someone.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Johnny Apple Seed!
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Ramon noodle soup.
Cheese a cute girl!
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.
Peas let me in now!