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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Jokes

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

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