Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
I'm nacho momma!