Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!
Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!
Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!
Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.
Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.
Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!
Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
I'm nacho momma!