Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.
Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!
Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.
Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.
Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!
I'm nacho momma!
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.
I8D whole cake!
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!