Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!
Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!
Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.
Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.
Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"
Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Orange you glad I like you.
I8D whole cake!
Cheese a cute girl!
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
I'm nacho momma!