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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
A. Squash.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Jokes

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

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