Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Cheese a cute girl!
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Ramon noodle soup.
Peas let me in now!