Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!
Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!
Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!
Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?
Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.
Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.
Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.
Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.
Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.
Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.
Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.
Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.
Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.
Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!
Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"
Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.
Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.
Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.
Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.
Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.
Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.