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Elephant Jokes

Funny elephant jokes for kids

What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about elephants. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Jokes

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

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