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Elephant Jokes

What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about elephants. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D


Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.


A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."

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