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Elephant Jokes

Funny elephant jokes for kids

What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about elephants. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Jokes

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

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