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Squigly's Elephant Jokes, Elephant Riddles and Elephant Knock Knock Jokes

What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here are the best elephant riddles and elephant jokes we've heard. We know these jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

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Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Jokes

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

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