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What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here are the best elephant riddles and elephant jokes we've heard. We know these jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D


Riddles

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Jokes

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

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