Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.
Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.
Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.
Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.
Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!
Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!
Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.
Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.
Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.
Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.
Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!
Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.
Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.
Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!
Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!
Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.
Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.
Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!