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What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here are the best elephant riddles and elephant jokes we've heard. We know these jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

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Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Jokes

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

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