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What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here are the best elephant riddles and elephant jokes we've heard. We know these jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

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Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Jokes

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

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