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Squigly's Elephant Jokes, Elephant Riddles and Elephant Knock Knock Jokes

What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here are the best elephant riddles and elephant jokes we've heard. We know these jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

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Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Jokes

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

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