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Easter Jokes

What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg? Squigly's Easter yokes! Here's a collection of our favorite Easter jokes, Easter riddles and Easter knock-knock jokes. We know they will have you LOL all the way to Easter.


Riddles

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?
A. The oyster bunny!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mora
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter."
"Huh?" Said the other.
 

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