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Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids
Easter Jokes

What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg? Squigly's Easter yokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Easter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Easter jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?
A. The oyster bunny!

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mora
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter."
"Huh?" Said the other.
 

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