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Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids
Easter Jokes

What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg? Squigly's Easter yokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Easter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these Easter jokes and riddles will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
A. To get lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?
A. Egg-cellent!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
A. An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. Why donít you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs mark the spot!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?
A. "Eggs-cuse me!"

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. How does Easter end?
A. With an R!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mora
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter."
"Huh?" Said the other.
 

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