Squigly 

Easter Jokes

What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg? Squigly's Easter yokes! Here's a collection of our favorite Easter jokes, Easter riddles and Easter knock-knock jokes. We know they will have you LOL all the way to Easter.


Riddles

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What do you get when you cross a clam and a rabbit?
A. The oyster bunny!

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mora
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter."
"Huh?" Said the other.
 

To see some different Easter jokes just reload the page!

Riddles | Knock-Knock Jokes | Jokes
Animal Jokes | Banana Jokes | Cat Jokes | Chicken Jokes | Computer Jokes | Dinosaur Jokes
Doctor Jokes | Dog Jokes | Elephant Jokes | Food Jokes | Insect Jokes | Movie Jokes
Music Jokes | Outer Space Jokes | School Jokes | Sports Jokes
Christmas Jokes | Easter Jokes | Halloween Jokes | St. Patrick's Day Jokes | Valentine Jokes

Find us on Facebook! Find us on Facebook at: Squigly's Playhouse   Find us on Twitter Find us on Twitter @Squiglys

... more Easter fun.

Play fun games online.
Games
Crafts
Crafts
Read jokes and riddles sent in by Squigly's friends.
Jokes
Pencil Puzzles
Pencil Puzzles
Coloring Pages
Coloring Pages
Brain Teasers
Brain Teasers
Mad Libs
Mad Libs
Seasons & Holidays
Seasons & Holidays
Home Privacy Policy Copyright © 1998- Barb Willner. All rights reserved. E-Mail Squigly