Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. If H20 is inside of the fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What do you call a dog who always knows the time?
A. A watchdog!
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. Why did the dog get a pedicure?
A. Because his feet were RUFF!
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
A. He ate table scraps.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!
Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs love bones!
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.
Pooch your arms around me, honey!
Give the pup a cookie!
Not bow who, bow wow!
How will we get away from that mean dog?
Dasum cute dog!
There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me."
The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese."
The poodle replied, "How childish"
The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese."
"You're hopeless," said the poodle.
The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."