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Funny dog jokes for Kids

Dog Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about dogs. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these dogs jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.

Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.

Q. What do you call a dog who always knows the time?
A. A watchdog!

Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.

Q. What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A. POOCHed eggs and BARKen.

Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs love bones!

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.

Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!

Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.

Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.

Q. Why shouldn't you go outside if it's raining cats and dogs?
A. Because you might step in a poodle!

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
A. He ate table scraps.

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog because buildings can't jump.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bow
Bow who?
Not bow who, bow wow!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Puppy
Puppy who?
Puppy love!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dasum
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you walk the dog for me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me baby!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cookie
Cookie who?
Give the pup a cookie!

Jokes

Bob: I lost my dog today.
Bill: So put an ad in the paper.
Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
 

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
 

There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me."
The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese."
The poodle replied, "How childish"
The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese."
"You're hopeless," said the poodle.
The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
 

A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The guy replied,"No."
The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled.
"That's not my dog," he yelled!
 

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