Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about doctors. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these doctor jokes will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He had no patience!
Q. Why did the rope go to the psychologist?
A. Its nerves were frayed.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
A. He had a pail face!
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Why did the sick shoe go to the doctor?
A. It wanted to be heeled (healed).
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
You know my name!
A man said to his doctor, "I can't stop telling lies."
The doctor replied, "I don't believe you!"
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! Last night I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow!
Doctor: That's nice, so what's the problem?
Patient: Well, when I woke up my pillow was gone!
An airplane was falling from the sky. Four were aboard, a doctor, a vet, the pilot, and a man who thought he was the smartest person in the world. There were only three parachutes.
Doctor: I'm a doctor, so I should jump down first.
So he took a parachute and jumped off the plane.
The smartest person in the world: Well, I'm the smartest man in the world so I should jump off next.
So he took a bag and jumped off. There were two people left.
Pilot: How will we decide who jumps off next?
Vet: We don't have to, the smartest man in the world just jumped off with my backpack.
A teenager saw twins and said to her friend, "I really need to see the doctor! I am seeing double!"
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm going to die in 59 seconds!
Doctor: Hang on, I'll be there in a minute.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm turning into curtains.
Doctor: Pull your self together!
Patient: Doctor, doctor. I feel invisible.
Doctor: What? What? Who said that?
Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm blind.
Man: I think you are blind. This is a chip shop!
Patient: Oh Dr. Nerdy! Everyone seems to ignore me! It's like I'm invisi-
Dr. Nerdy: Next, please!
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