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Doctor Jokes

Funny doctor jokes for kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about doctors. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these doctor jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. Why did the rope go to the psychologist?
A. Its nerves were frayed.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.

Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.

Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. Why did the sick shoe go to the doctor?
A. It wanted to be heeled (healed).

Q. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
A. He had a pail face!

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He had no patience!

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You're right!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You know my name!

Jokes

Doctor: What's your problem?
Patient: Doctor, I don't know why nobody wants to talk to me.
Doctor: Nurse, call the next patient!
 

Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I keep seeing in to the future.
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: Next Tuesday.
 

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm going to die in 59 seconds!
Doctor: Hang on, I'll be there in a minute.
 

A man is in the hospital and he can't talk. All of a sudden the man's wife comes in the room and stands in the corner. The man starts to act like something's wrong. So the doctor gives him a sheet of paper and pencil. The man writes something down and as soon as he finishes he folds the paper and dies. The doctor gets the note and gives it to the wife. She is curious she reads the note. It said, "You are standing on my oxygen cord."
 

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I feel invisible.
Doctor: What? What? Who said that?
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

Counselor: Why is your nose swelling?
Camper: I bent over to smell a brose.
Counselor: There is no b in rose.
Camper: There was a bee in this one.
 

Patient: Oh Dr. Nerdy! Everyone seems to ignore me! It's like I'm invisi-
Dr. Nerdy: Next, please!
 

A teenager saw twins and said to her friend, "I really need to see the doctor! I am seeing double!"
 

A man said to his doctor, "I can't stop telling lies."
The doctor replied, "I don't believe you!"
 

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