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Funny doctor jokes for kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about doctors. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these doctor jokes will make you LOL! :D


Q. Why did the rope go to the psychologist?
A. Its nerves were frayed.

Q. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
A. He had a pail face!

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.

Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He had no patience!

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!

Q. Why did the sick shoe go to the doctor?
A. It wanted to be heeled (healed).

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor who?
You know my name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor who?
You're right!


Patient: Doctor, Doctor! Last night I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow!
Doctor: That's nice, so what's the problem?
Patient: Well, when I woke up my pillow was gone!

Lady: Doctor! Doctor! I only have one minute to live.
Doctor: Okay! Just a minute!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: You have a week to live.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you six days ago.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm going to die in 59 seconds!
Doctor: Hang on, I'll be there in a minute.

A teenager saw twins and said to her friend, "I really need to see the doctor! I am seeing double!"

Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm blind.
Man: I think you are blind. This is a chip shop!

A man said to his doctor, "I can't stop telling lies."
The doctor replied, "I don't believe you!"

Doctor: What's your problem?
Patient: Doctor, I don't know why nobody wants to talk to me.
Doctor: Nurse, call the next patient!

Counselor: Why is your nose swelling?
Camper: I bent over to smell a brose.
Counselor: There is no b in rose.
Camper: There was a bee in this one.

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"

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