Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about doctors. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these doctor jokes will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. Why did the rope go to the psychologist?
A. Its nerves were frayed.
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He had no patience!
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
A. He had a pail face!
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. Why did the sick shoe go to the doctor?
A. It wanted to be heeled (healed).
You know my name!
A man said to his doctor, "I can't stop telling lies."
The doctor replied, "I don't believe you!"
Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm blind.
Man: I think you are blind. This is a chip shop!
Patient: Oh Dr. Nerdy! Everyone seems to ignore me! It's like I'm invisi-
Dr. Nerdy: Next, please!
Doctor: Next please!
Patient: Can you help me out please?
Doctor: Which way did you come in?
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm going to die in 59 seconds!
Doctor: Hang on, I'll be there in a minute.
Doctor: What's your problem?
Patient: Doctor, I don't know why nobody wants to talk to me.
Doctor: Nurse, call the next patient!
Man: Doctor! Doctor! I ate the key for my door.
Doctor: When did you eat it?
Man: About two months ago.
Doctor: Why are you coming in now?
Man: Because at that time I had another key.
Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
Lady: Doctor! Doctor! I only have one minute to live.
Doctor: Okay! Just a minute!
An airplane was falling from the sky. Four were aboard, a doctor, a vet, the pilot, and a man who thought he was the smartest person in the world. There were only three parachutes.
Doctor: I'm a doctor, so I should jump down first.
So he took a parachute and jumped off the plane.
The smartest person in the world: Well, I'm the smartest man in the world so I should jump off next.
So he took a bag and jumped off. There were two people left.
Pilot: How will we decide who jumps off next?
Vet: We don't have to, the smartest man in the world just jumped off with my backpack.
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