Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about doctors. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these doctor jokes will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why did the sick shoe go to the doctor?
A. It wanted to be heeled (healed).
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
A. He had a pail face!
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He had no patience!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. Why did the rope go to the psychologist?
A. Its nerves were frayed.
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
A guy went to the doctor. "Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time a take a drink of my coffee."
The doctor says, "Try taking out the spoon."
Doctor: Next please!
Patient: Can you help me out please?
Doctor: Which way did you come in?
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doctor: I never make rash promises.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I am losing my memory!
Doctor: When did that happen?
Patient: When did what happen!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! Last night I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow!
Doctor: That's nice, so what's the problem?
Patient: Well, when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm blind.
Man: I think you are blind. This is a chip shop!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I think I'm turning into curtains.
Doctor: Pull your self together!
A man is in the hospital and he can't talk. All of a sudden the man's wife comes in the room and stands in the corner. The man starts to act like something's wrong. So the doctor gives him a sheet of paper and pencil. The man writes something down and as soon as he finishes he folds the paper and dies. The doctor gets the note and gives it to the wife. She is curious she reads the note. It said, "You are standing on my oxygen cord."
Patient: Oh Dr. Nerdy! Everyone seems to ignore me! It's like I'm invisi-
Dr. Nerdy: Next, please!
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