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Dinosaur Jokes

Funny dinosaur jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about dinosaurs. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these dinosaur jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. Its tricera-bottom!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. Why donít you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A. A theSAURUS!

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
A. The PRONTOsaurus!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Jokes

Freddy: I lost my pet dinosaur .
Alison: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Freddy: What good would that do, he can't read!
 

Secretary: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him!
 

Lisa: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Danny: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Lisa: What good would that do, she can't read!
 

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