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Dinosaur Jokes

Funny dinosaur jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about dinosaurs. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these dinosaur jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
A. The PRONTOsaurus!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A. A theSAURUS!

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. Its tricera-bottom!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Jokes

Freddy: I lost my pet dinosaur .
Alison: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Freddy: What good would that do, he can't read!
 

Lisa: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Danny: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Lisa: What good would that do, she can't read!
 

Secretary: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him!
 

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