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Funny computer jokes for Kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about computers. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these computer jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. What is an alien's favorite place on a computer?
A. The space bar!

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!

Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"

Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!

Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

Jokes

I dropped my computer in the ocean. Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep.
 

Dad writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All is fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off your computer and come down for dinner. Love Dad"
 

A vicar was going to a funeral. After 2 hours on the motorway, he reaches the funeral. When he gets there, he gets out of the car, puts his satnav in his pocket (but forgets to turn it off). Once he had read all the prayers, the coffin was brought to be buried with all the relatives standing around it. Suddenly, the satnav says, "You have reached your final destination!"
 

A man walks into a computer store.

Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store!
Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well.
Owner: Well, we have Macs.
Man: No, no.
Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection?
Man: Okay.
Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele)
Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

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