Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!
Q. What is a reindeer's favorite instrument?
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
Q. What do you call a Christmas duck?
A. A Christmas quacker!
Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Claus.
Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!
Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Kringle.
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. Why were the kids afraid of Christmas?
A. Because of Santa Claws!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
A. Santa Paws!
Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells...
Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night.
Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. "Looks like rain, dear."
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A. Santa's burps!
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. What comes before Christmas Eve?
A. Christmas Adam!
Q. What does Santa say in a race?
A. "Ready, set, HO!"
Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!