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Christmas Jokes and Riddles

Why was Santa late for Christmas? He couldn't stop reading Squigy's Christmas jokes and riddles! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Christmas. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why were the kids afraid of Christmas?
A. Because of Santa Claws!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Kringle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.

Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
A. Santa Paws!

Q. What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
A. Santa Claus rolling down the hill.

Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."

Q. What does Santa say in a race?
A. "Ready, set, HO!"

Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!

Q. What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
A. Santa Claus in an elevator!

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A. Rude-olph!

Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells...

Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf.

Q. Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
A. Because he sneezes a lot!

Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night.

Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A. "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"

Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Claus.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Jokes

They say in the first part in the song Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer there are only 8 reindeer but there are really 12. First there is Rudolf, of course. Then there is Olive, Olive the other reindeer. Then there is Howe, and Howe the reindeer loved him. Then there is Andy, Andy shouted out with glee. There are 12 reindeer in all.
 

Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
 

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offence," said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the prosecutor.
 

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"
The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"
The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
 

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside?
Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.
 

Husband: Why don't you buy Christmas seals?
Wife: I really don't know how I'd feed them!
 

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