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Funny Christmas jokes for kids by kids!

Christmas Jokes

Why was Santa late for Christmas? He couldn't stop reading Squigy's Christmas jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Christmas. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What did the cow get for Christmas?
A. A COWculator.

Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What is a reindeer's favorite instrument?
A. Horns!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.

Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!

Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A. Comet.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What do cows say at Christmas?
A. MOOey Christmas!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!

Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night.

Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!

Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?
A. Just long enough to reach the ground!

Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Jokes

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside?
Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.
 

Husband: Why don't you buy Christmas seals?
Wife: I really don't know how I'd feed them!
 

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offence," said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the prosecutor.
 

Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
 

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"
The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"
The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
 

They say in the first part in the song Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer there are only 8 reindeer but there are really 12. First there is Rudolf, of course. Then there is Olive, Olive the other reindeer. Then there is Howe, and Howe the reindeer loved him. Then there is Andy, Andy shouted out with glee. There are 12 reindeer in all.
 

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