Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. What did the cow get for Christmas?
A. A COWculator.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. Why were the kids afraid of Christmas?
A. Because of Santa Claws!
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.
Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. "Fleece Avoided."
Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Claus.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. Why didn't the wig get any presents on Christmas?
A. Because it was very knotty.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.
Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!
Q. What does Santa say in a race?
A. "Ready, set, HO!"
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What is the cleanest reindeer called?
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!