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Squigly's Christmas Jokes, Christmas Riddles and Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Why was Santa late for Christmas? He couldn't stop reading Squigy's Christmas jokes! Here's our collection of the best Chrismtas riddles, Chrismtas knock knock jokes and Christmas jokes ever! We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Riddles

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Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Claus.

Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
A. Santa Claus rolling down the hill.

Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!

Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A. "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"

Q. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.

Q. What is the cleanest reindeer called?
A. Comet.

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.

Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells...

Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
A. Santa Paws!

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A. Santa's burps!

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. "Looks like rain, dear."

Q. What did the cow get for Christmas?
A. A COWculator.

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. "Fleece Avoided."

Q. What comes before Christmas Eve?
A. Christmas Adam!

Q. Why did the elf go to school?
A. To learn his ELFabet.

Q. Why were the kids afraid of Christmas?
A. Because of Santa Claws!

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Jokes

They say in the first part in the song Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer there are only 8 reindeer but there are really 12. First there is Rudolf, of course. Then there is Olive, Olive the other reindeer. Then there is Howe, and Howe the reindeer loved him. Then there is Andy, Andy shouted out with glee. There are 12 reindeer in all.
 

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offence," said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the prosecutor.
 

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside?
Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.
 

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"
The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"
The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
 

Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
 

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