Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
A. Santa Paws!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!
Q. What do you call a Christmas duck?
A. A Christmas quacker!
Q. How do you know when Santa's in the room?
A. You can sense his presents.
Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.
Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."
Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.
Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.
Q. Why were the kids afraid of Christmas?
A. Because of Santa Claws!
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A. A list of everything you want!
Q. What is the cleanest reindeer called?
Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!