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Squigly's Christmas Jokes, Christmas Riddles and Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Why was Santa late for Christmas? He couldn't stop reading Squigy's Christmas jokes! Here's our collection of the best Chrismtas riddles, Chrismtas knock knock jokes and Christmas jokes ever! We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

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Riddles

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Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. What does Santa say in a race?
A. "Ready, set, HO!"

Q. What do you call a Christmas duck?
A. A Christmas quacker!

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells...

Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.

Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. "Fleece Avoided."

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. "Looks like rain, dear."

Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!

Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A. "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.

Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A. A list of everything you want!

Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.

Q. What did the cow get for Christmas?
A. A COWculator.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Jokes

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offence," said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the prosecutor.
 

They say in the first part in the song Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer there are only 8 reindeer but there are really 12. First there is Rudolf, of course. Then there is Olive, Olive the other reindeer. Then there is Howe, and Howe the reindeer loved him. Then there is Andy, Andy shouted out with glee. There are 12 reindeer in all.
 

Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
 

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"
The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"
The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
 

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside?
Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.
 

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