Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night.
Q. Where did Santa Claus go for vacation?
A. Santa Cruz.
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!
Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.
Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."
Q. What does Santa say in a race?
A. "Ready, set, HO!"
Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.
Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A. Santa's burps!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.
Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Claus.
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.
Q. What is a reindeer's favorite instrument?
Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!
Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!
Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!