Q. What comes before Christmas Eve?
A. Christmas Adam!
Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?
A. Just long enough to reach the ground!
Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.
Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."
Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. What did the cow get for Christmas?
A. A COWculator.
Q. Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
A. Because he sneezes a lot!
Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.
Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. Santa covered with chimney soot.
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.
Q. What does Santa say in a race?
A. "Ready, set, HO!"
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. How do you know when Santa's in the room?
A. You can sense his presents.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!
Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!