Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Kringle.
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
Q. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.
Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?
A. Just long enough to reach the ground!
Q. Why did the elf go to school?
A. To learn his ELFabet.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.
Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.
Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. "Looks like rain, dear."
Q. What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
A. Santa Claus in an elevator!
Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. Santa covered with chimney soot.
Q. Why didn't the wig get any presents on Christmas?
A. Because it was very knotty.
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!