Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. Santa covered with chimney soot.
Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells...
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.
Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. "Looks like rain, dear."
Q. What is a reindeer's favorite instrument?
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."
Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Kringle.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. What do cows say at Christmas?
A. MOOey Christmas!
Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?
A. Just long enough to reach the ground!
Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.
Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.
Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.
Q. How do you know when Santa's in the room?
A. You can sense his presents.
Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!
Q. What do you call a Christmas duck?
A. A Christmas quacker!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!