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Chicken Jokes

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Riddles

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I'll tell you later.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Jokes

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

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