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Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to Squigly's Chicken Jokes! Here is our collection of the funniest chicken riddles, chicken knock knock jokes and chicken jokes. We know they will make you LOL! :D

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

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