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Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to Squigly's Chicken Jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about chickens. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these chicken jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I'll tell you later.

Q. Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was chicken!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Jokes

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

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