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Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to Squigly's Chicken Jokes! Here is our collection of the funniest chicken riddles, chicken knock knock jokes and chicken jokes. We know they will make you LOL! :D

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Riddles

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Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Jokes

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

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