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Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to Squigly's Chicken Jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about chickens. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these chicken jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was chicken!

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

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