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Riddles

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide!

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I'll tell you later.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

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