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Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to Squigly's Chicken Jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about chickens. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these chicken jokes will make you LOL! :D





Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I'll tell you later.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

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