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Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to Squigly's Chicken Jokes! Here is our collection of the funniest chicken riddles, chicken knock knock jokes and chicken jokes. We know they will make you LOL! :D

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide!

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

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