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Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was chicken!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

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