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Riddles

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

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