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Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
A. To save the world.

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide!

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

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