Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What do you call a bad event with cats?
Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Puss n' Boots!
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!
Puss-ibly the best cat ever!
Hans off my kitten!