Here is our huge collection of cat jokes and riddles sent in by kids for kids. These jokes will have you laughing out loud. Share them with your friends and family!
Do cats have super powers?
Yes, they can sleep 18 hours a day. Can you?!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!
Q. What do you call a bad event with cats?
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!
Hans off my kitten!
Puss-ibly the best cat ever!
Puss n' Boots!