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Funny cat jokes for Kids

Cat Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about cats. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these cat jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. What do you call a bad event with cats?
A. CATastrophe!

Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. PURRple!

Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!

Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
A. C-A-T!

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"

Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!

Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cat
Cat who?
Catch up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hans
Hans who?
Hans off my kitten!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Purr
Purr who?
Purr-fect kitty!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Puss
Puss who?
Puss n' Boots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Puss
Puss who?
Puss-ibly the best cat ever!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claws
Claws who?
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hello
Hello who?
Hello Kitty!

Jokes

There were 2 cats looking into a green canary's cage. The first cat said to the second cat, "That's not a canary, it's green!"
The second cat said, "I don't know, maybe it's not ripe yet!"
 

There were 3 cats, The first cat said, "Meow."
Second cat said, "Meow."
Third cat said, "Meow, meow."
The first cat said, "Don't change the subject."
 

A cat died in a house. The servant started crying badly.
Master: It is only a cat that has died, why are you crying so much?
Servant: Master, when the cat was there I used to drink the milk and put the blame on it. Now on whom will I put the blame?
 

Sam: Wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Yes.
Sam: Na, I don't want to, just kitten!
 

There's this man, he walks up to this lady's door. The lady answers it. The man says, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat. I'd like to replace it." Then the woman says. "How good are you at catching mice?"
 

A boy walked into his classroom late. "Why are you late?" the teacher asked.
"Because I saw a dead cat on the way to school," he said.
"How did you know it was dead?"
"I PSST in its ear."
"YOU DID WHAT!?"
"Yeah, I bent down and went PSST in its ear and it didn't move."
 

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