Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What do you call a bad event with cats?
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Puss n' Boots!
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!
Hans off my kitten!
Puss-ibly the best cat ever!