Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
A. An octopus.
Q. What do you call a bad event with cats?
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Puss-ibly the best cat ever!
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!
Puss n' Boots!
Hans off my kitten!