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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings February 26, 2010!
Riddles Page 1 of 2
Where is the only place Friday comes before Thursday?
The dictionary!Katie, age 11, America
How do you get rid of Dell?
DELLete it!Zuzy, age 10, America
What is a snake's favourite subject?
HISStory!Jenny, age 11, Australia
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the other side!Jenny, age 11, Australia
Kelly, age 11, USAWhat happened to the man who lost his whole left side body?
He is all right now!Jenny, age 11, Australia
What do pilots eat?
A plane biscuit!Jenny, age 11, Australia
How can you boil oil?
By adding 'B' to oil!Hannah, age 15, USA
Why didn't the guy bring his wallet to the football game?
Because the Steelers were playing!!Olivia, age 10, USA
Why was 7 afraid of 9?
Because 7 8 9.Kaylie, age 9, USA
Kirstin, age 12, Scotland
Snoopy, age 11, USA
Lucy, age 10, EnglandWhat do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh!MN, age 7, USA
Why did the duck cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.Aaron, age 11, USA
What time is it when 12 wolves are chasing 1 sheep?
12 after 1!Vedika, age 8, USA
There was a bald man and all his belongings are pink. Why did the man not accept the yellow comb?
Because he had no hair!Renae, age 9, Philippines
What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A tromBONE.Renae, age 9, Philippines
Where do fish sleep?
In a water bed!Delaney, age 12, USA
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they forgot the words!Kalei, age 11, Fiji
Two skeletons had noBODY to go to the ball with. When they decided to go with each other, they still couldn't go. Why?
They didn't have the guts to go!Hannaliese, age 11, England
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.Samantha, age 7, USA
What so you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.Alex, age 13, USA
What do you call a ghost in an Italian restaurant?
Spook-getti!Dill, age 9, USA
What has wheel's at the beginning and end and is high in the middle?
Ohio!Abby, age 11, North America
Why is it so easy to buy an Easter chick?
Because they're so cheep!Dill, age 9, USA
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
You might crack it up!Dill, age 9, USA
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
His horses' name is Friday.Timmy and Adrian, ages 11 & 9, USA
Jonah, age 7, USA
Lill, age 12, USA
Matthew, age 9, USAWhy did the kid cross the road?
To get to the other slide.Kelly, age 11, USA
If a rooster lays an egg on a roof which side will the egg roll off?
Roosters don't lay eggs!Megan, age 10, USA
Kahlie, age 11, USA
Mollie, age 9, USAWhat do you give to a sick alligator?
Gator-Aid!Ruby, age 8, Australia
What did the window say to the other window?
"I'm in pane!"Aubrielle, age 9, USA
Why did the dummy stare at the bottle of orange juice?
The label said: Concentrate.Jacinda, age 11, USA
What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
They all have trunks!Dennean, age 17, USA
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't a chicken.Sara, age 11, USA
What does an owl make in basketball?
A HOOT!Zhana, age 10, USA
How did the baby get on the basketball team?
Because he was such a good dribbler!Phoebe, age 10, England
What did the noodles say to the butter?
"Quit buttering me up!"Carla, age 14, USA
What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
Stuck!Jacquelyn, age 11, USA
What did the mountain say to the stream?
"That was an extreme split."Camry, age 9, USA
What did the pencil say the paper?
"You are not write!"Tucker, age 16, Japan
Why did Batman cross his legs?
Because he needed to go to the Batroom!Ty, age 9, USA
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel.Crissy, age 7, USA
Kiera, age 11, EnglandOnce there was a pony and he was feeling bad so he went to the doctor and guess what the doctor said?
"I think you're just a little horse."Cindy, age 12, USA
Were do ants go in the winter?
Frants!Jess, age 11, USA
What is the best way to talk to a monster?
From a long way awayJanvi , age 10, USA
What is a snowman's favourite breakfast item?
Frosted Flakes.Nichole, age 11, USA
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.Lexi, age 10, USA
Why didn't they let the baby pirate into the movie?
Because it was rated Arrr!Joshua, age 9, USA
Why did the chef go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs.Haley, age 12, USA
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway!Marisa, age 11, USA
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast a beef but no one can pee soup.Richelle, age 9, Australia
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