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Q. What is a reindeer's favorite instrument?
Q. Why did the elf go to school?
A. To learn his ELFabet.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am i?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding it's breath!
Q. What kind of horses have 6 legs?
A. The ones that are being ridden!
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What three animals have keys?
A. Donkeys, monkeys, and turkeys!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. How do you make a milk shake ?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never
uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What goes around the world but stays in the corner?
A. A stamp!
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. What does a French cow say ?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.
Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July/
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. Catch up!
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
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