What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork Chop!
Brian, age 9, USA
Brian, age 12, USA
What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A broom.
Trinity and Keahrra, ages 10 & 11, Canada
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho-cheese.
Brianna, age 10, USA
Shabeean, age 11, USA
Why did the star go to the bathroom?
It had to twinkle!
Helen, age 11
Gianna, age 9, USA
There is a round castle. One day the king and queen went for a walk. When they came back the prince was dead. They questioned everyone that was present at the time. The princess said she was in her room, the knight said he was in the armory, and the maid said she was cleaning the corners. Who did it?
The maid because there are no corners in a round castle.
Eve, age 10, USA
Milla, age 10
Judey, age 56, France
MMMM, age 12, USA
Kate, age 10, USA
How did the cow get through the crowd?
He shouted MOOve!
Kennedy, age 11, USA
Kyleigh, age 8, USA
Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
To reach the high notes!
Kyra, age 8, USA
What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A smurf.
Sarah-Lee, age 7, USA
What did the chimney say to the other chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
Elieti, age 9, United Kingdom
Skylar, age 11, USA
What did the judge say when the skunk entered
the court?
"Odor in the court!"
Danny, age 10, USA
Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
She wanted to be a movie star.
Alexis, age 8, Canada
What money do dogs and cats have?
Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Silas, age 9, USA
Why didn't the police catch the banana?
Because it split!
Yasmeen, age 6, Sudan
What's invisible and smells of carrot?
Bunny toots!
Louise, age 10, Scotland
Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
Zach, age 9, USA
Rosie, age 10, Australia
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
Anonymous, age 8, USA
What does a witch eat for snack?
A sandWICH!
Rithika, age 8, USA
What do babies and basketball players have in common?
They dribble.
Adriana, age 9, America
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch-dog.
Angel, age 11, Germany
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Anonymous, age 10, USA
Maria, age 10, Canada
Crysania, age 13, USA
Lillian, age 7, USA
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
To see time fly!
Anonymous
What type of soap did the composer use?
Anti-BACH-terial.
Rachel, USA
Why do mathematicians like airlines?
They use Pi-lots.
Rachel, USA
What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
"Are you positive?"
Rachel, USA
What did the flower say to the bike?
"Petal!"
Melody, age 13, Canada
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry I'm still working on it!
Zoey, age 9, USA
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porcupine.
Chonlada, age 10, Bermuda
What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Squash.
Katie, age 11, USA
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
James, age 9, USA
What has four eyes but can't see?
Mississippi.
Danny, age 9, USA
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Bison!
Danny, age 9, USA
What do birds get when they are ill?
TWEETment.
Zayzay, age 8, UK
Sasha, age 9, Indonesia
Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
You stop imagining!
Harley, age 11, USA
Nasir, age 12, Belize
Jaren, age 10, USA
Keara, age 10, USA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't. That joke's old, man.
Elsa, age 14, USA
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
Nate, age 10, USA
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!
Madison, age 10, UK
Why did the egg hide?
Because she was a little chicken!
Sondra, age 10, USA
What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A TAXIdo!
Ruby, age 7, USA
What did the pig put on his rash?
Oinkment!
Maddy, age 12, USA
What goes up but does not go down?
Your age!
Maddy, age 10, USA
Syed, age 10, USA
If you are American when you go into the bathroom, and you are American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
European.
Mia, age 10, USA
Lauren, age 10, USA
Ethan, age 10, USA
Why was the six afraid of the seven?
Because 7 8 9!
Mia, age 10, USA
Hailey, age 11, USA
Brianna, age 10, USA
Why didn't the bunny hop?
No bunny knows.
TNGal, age 10, USA
What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Vanessa, age 9
What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Jellyfish.
Cameron, age 4, USA
What pet does everybody have?
A carPET!
Seerat, age 10, UAE
What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
"You glow, girl!"
Gianna, age 9, USA
What do you call a deer that makes money?
A buck!
Aydin, age 8, USA
Why did the boy eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Angelina, age 8, USA
What did the bread say to the man?
Nothing, bread can't talk.
Lori, age 12, Italy
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
His dock .
Jenna, age 8, USA
There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Erik, age 12, USA
Anonymous, age 10, Ireland
What is a ghost's favorite color?
Boo!
Madison, age 7
What starts with E and ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelope.
Tracy, age 10, USA
Bob, age 12, UK
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it!
Sydney, age 9
Vanessa, age 9, North America
Shawnasy, age 9, USA
Why didn't The Joker cross the road?
Batman was on the other side.
Tucker, age 8, USA
What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A watermelon.
Maria, age 10, Canada
What animal never tells the truth?
A lion.
Vicki, age 57, USA
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Noah, age 8, USA
What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
Winnie the Pooh!
Leah , age 8, Ireland
Why did the pencil cross the road first?
He was the LEADer!
Emma, age 11, Ireland
There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
His mom!
Anonymous, age 10, Ireland
One day there was a plane crash. Every single person died.
There were 2 survivors. How is this possible?
The 2 survivors were a married couple!
Anonymous, age 10, Ireland
Are you a triangle?
'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Harmon, age 912, Lebanon
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing ?
Because they put on the salsa.
Demi, age 10, UK
Why was the Egyptian confused?
Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Arjun, age 6, USA
There was a one story house and everything in the house was pink. The bedrooms were pink, the kitchen was pink, and the bathroom was pink. What color were the stairs?
There are no stairs because it is a one story house!
Cianna, age 10
Becca, age 10, USA
Why are pirates called a pirates?
Because they AAARRR!
Caitlin, age 8, England
Why did the bread cross the road?
To BUTTER the other side!
Emily, age 9, USA
If I did this equation,
23x45+27x99=
What answer would I get?
A very big number!
Jessica, age 10, England
What does the pink panther do with his camera?
He takes PINKtures!
Moriah, age 6, USA
What is the biggest word in the world?
Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Anonymous
What did the tie say to the hat?
"You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Tymatie, age 8, USA
A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
"Big deal, so do I."
Kitty, age 10, USA
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance
He had no body to dance with
Sana, age 9, America
Tshyra, age 9, America
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get a spare rib .
Anonymous, age 10
What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
"Someday my prints will come!"
Aaliyah, age 11
You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Elexis, age 12, USA
Carrie, age 9, USA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was getting tired of just standing there!
Lily, age 9, USA
Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
To the reTAIL store.
Maya, age 10
Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
He was a hotdog!
Aisha, age 13, UK
