Squigly's Jokes & Riddles for Kids


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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings December 1, 2008!

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.

Tiffany, age 10, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

Alyssa, age 12, USA

What gets wetter every time it dries?
A towel!

Alyssa, age 12, USA

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new one!

Phoebe, age 7, United Kingdom

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.

Austin, age 12, USA
Hailey, age 7, USA

Five fish are swimming in the ocean. One gets caught and drowns, how many fish are left?
Fish can't drown.

Quinn, age 13, USA

What did one ghost say to the other?
"Do you believe in people?"

Zoe, age 9, USA

What's the tallest building in your city?
The library, it has the most stories.

Celina, age 8, Vietnam

What is something that one hundred men can't pick up?
A bubble!

Haley, age 12, USA

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Payton, age 9, New Zealand

What do you say when Santa does the attendance?
"Present."

Payton, age 9, New Zealand

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.

Cole, age 13, USA

Why was the pharaoh crying?
Because he wanted his mummy.

Cole, age 13, USA

Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!

Fred, age 10, England

Why did the elephant sit on a marshmallow?
So he wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.

Jenna, age 9, USA

What do you get when you cross an airplane and a horse?
A flying horse!

Eleanor, age 10, Jamaica

My grandfather and grandmother had two girls, my mother and aunt. This aunt had a sister. Who is the sister?
My mother!

Eleanor, age 10, Jamaica

What is a skeleton's favourite kind of dance?
Break Dancing.

Mohamed, age 11, USA

Where do cows go on a date?
To the MOOvies.

Tania, age 37, USA
Alex, age 10, England

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.

Tania, age 37, USA

Where do eskimos keep their money?
In a snow bank.

Tania, age 37, USA

Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.

Tania, age 37, USA

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it. (You sneak up on it)

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it. (Same way, you sneak up on it.)

Tania, age 37, USA

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

C.J., age 11, England
Michaela, age 10, USA
Samantha, age 10, USA
Tory, age 88, USA

Why did the math book cry?
Because it had too many problems.

Westin, age 9, USA
Victot, age 9, USA

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He went to high school.

Teagan, Britt, Clara and Kristie, age 14, UK

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake.

Alexus, age 11, USA

What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes, "Spit out that chewing gum immediately!" And the second goes, "Chew chew!"

Karuna, age 7, Mumbai

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Because he wanted some spare ribs.

Tabitha, age 12, USA

How do turtles get to the second floor?
They take the SHELL-evator.

Kendyll, age 9, USA

What did yesterday say to today?
I was better then than I am now.

Taylor, age 10, USA

What's a mummy's favourite music?
Rap music!

Morgan, age 8, USA
Justine, age 8, Singapore

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Katie, age 10, USA
Ciara, age 12, USA
Savy, age 11, USA

What pet does everyone have?
An arm pet!

Georgia, age 12, England

How do you tell a cow to move?
MOOve over buddy.

Brandon, age 13, USA

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

Coco, age 12, USA
Joseph, age 15, USA

What do cows read?
CATTLE-logs.

Shyne, age 6, USA

What kind of people live in graveyards?
Cold ones.

Maddi, age 13, USA

Why did the weasel cross the road?
Because he ate the chicken!

Lexie, age 10, Canada

What do you get when you cross a guy named Jack and a lantern on Halloween?
A jack-o-lantern

Michael, age 8, USA

What did the banana say to the apple?
Nothing, bananas and apples can't talk.

Zia, age 9, USA

What does it mean when a rabbit is smiling?
He's hoppy.

Jieanne, age 9, Canada

What is Tarzan's favourite song?
Jungle bells.

Nicole, age 10, USA

What do actors and a bakers have in common?
A baker makes rolls and a actor memorizes roles!

Jenny, age 8, USA

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

Mark, age 11, USA

Why was Cinderella late for the ball?
Because her fairy god mother didn't show up!

Emma, age 9, USA

What did the grumpy grandpa say to his grandchild when she was talking to him?
"Oh be quiet."

Lissa, age 8, USA

What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?
"Don't look I'm changing!"

Mia, age 10, Australia

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
Because it had people pox!

Aideiie, age 8, England

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see its flat mate !

Chloe & Chloe , age 10, United Kingdom

What do you get when you cross a sandwich with a sandwich?
2 sandwiches!

Beise, age 15, USA

What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty.

Haden, age 12, USA