St. Patrick's Day Giggles!
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. When does the leprechaun cross the road?
A. When it's green!
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!