Squigly Squigly's Brain Teasers

Question:

What does this say?

L
A
Y
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JOB

Answer:

Laying down on the job.

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A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?